Tuesday, July 20, 2010


Men: What should we have for dinner?
Women: Whatever..
Men: Why don't we have Mexican?
Women: No not Mexican, the last time I got pimples on my face
Men: Alright, why don't we have Szechwan cuisine
Women: Yesterday we ate Szechwan , today too?
Men: Hmm..... I suggest we have seafood
Women: Seafood is not good, I got diarrhea
Men: Then what do you suggest?
Women : Whatever..

Men: So what should we do now?
Women: Anything
Men: How about watching a movie? It's been a long time
Women: Watching movie is no good, it's a waste of time
Men: How about we go for bowling, or some exercises?
Women: Exercise on such a hot day?
Men: Then find a cafe and have a drink
Women: I am off caffeine
Men: Then what do you suggest?
Women: Anything

(You decide)
Men: Then do we just go home?
Women: You decide
Men: Let's take the bus, I will accompany you
Women: The bus is dirty and crowded.
Men: OK; we will take a cab
Women: Not worth it... For such a short distance
Men: All right, then we can walk. We can enjoy the weather
Women: I am hungry, can't walk.
Men: Then what do you suggest?
Women: You decide
Men: Let's have dinner first?
Women: Whatever...
Men: What shall we eat?
Women: Anything..

Men: At what time do I have to call you?
Women: Any time as u wish
Men: But last time when I call u in the morning u didn't pick up?
Women: I was sleeping.
Men: OK; when I try to call you around 11 am u didn't pick up?
Women: I was shopping with my mother
Men: So, when I try to call you around 2-3 u didn't pick up?
Women: I was tired and relaxing.
Men: Then what about 5 PM?
Women: I was watching a cartoon.
Men: So, then why didn't you pick u phone in the night?
Women: I was studying
Men: Ok then tell me which time is the most convenience time for you to talk.
Women: Anytime.


  1. lol
    oh come on we (women) are not that bad okay...
    i feel like writing a similar post on men now. :P

  2. @ mehak.. hehehe!.. i m waiting for your post..

  3. when a man talks about eating to a woman, he generally refers to desert doesn't he?

    so how can she let him have Mexican and the like ?

  4. Ask her dude, there aren't good chefs at skiewpoint, are we?

  5. No! Women Won't do these kinds of things!!

  6. This is an awesome post... soo very truee.... ;) :) :D

  7. hii
    hahaha! nice and interesting!

  8. I find myself doing that a lot too, i mean the women's part..sounds bad when i read it:P

  9. @Krish
    Relax gentlemen shall we, its meant for humour, we all do it sometimes. The other times, we should just, laugh over it.

  10. ppl... nothing's personal.. i wrote it just for humor!.. njoyy the read!! :P