tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-53271881129617861642024-03-19T02:56:15.476+05:30Sk[V]iewpointLets break something !!Blasphemous Aesthetehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16417596461540852006noreply@blogger.comBlogger29125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5327188112961786164.post-42751924345937016772010-10-23T09:03:00.000+05:302010-10-23T09:03:08.482+05:30The Bard of the Ogre!<meta content="text/html; charset=utf-8" http-equiv="Content-Type"></meta><meta content="Word.Document" name="ProgId"></meta><meta content="Microsoft Word 12" name="Generator"></meta><meta content="Microsoft Word 12" name="Originator"></meta><link href="file:///C:%5CUsers%5CCraft%5CAppData%5CLocal%5CTemp%5Cmsohtmlclip1%5C01%5Cclip_filelist.xml" rel="File-List"></link><link href="file:///C:%5CUsers%5CCraft%5CAppData%5CLocal%5CTemp%5Cmsohtmlclip1%5C01%5Cclip_themedata.thmx" rel="themeData"></link><link href="file:///C:%5CUsers%5CCraft%5CAppData%5CLocal%5CTemp%5Cmsohtmlclip1%5C01%5Cclip_colorschememapping.xml" rel="colorSchemeMapping"></link><style>
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<div class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: justify;"><span lang="EN-US" style="font-size: 12pt; line-height: 115%;">Eons ago, in a small princely state of ‘Hampyre’, there dwelled an Ogre. He lived in the shire called ‘Monimesh’ along with the tenants of the King. Lazy and chubby as a hippopotamus, he could do anything for a good sleep. Lived in a small shanty, away from his mud pond, his homeland, he had forgotten how to miss his homeland. This was his home for years to come and he had surrendered to this thought. <o:p></o:p></span></div><div class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: justify;"><span lang="EN-US" style="font-size: 12pt; line-height: 115%;">The day was approaching, fast. Something was going on in his mind, kind of rebellious, he was. He was supposed to become quiet, bowing, gentle, soft. He was not supposed to agitate anybody. He was not supposed to challenge anybody. And yet, he did not oblige. They warned him of the coming day. He showed short temper, arrogance, disobedience. They warned him again. He paid no heed. They were his friends after all, or so he thought. <o:p></o:p></span></div><div class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: justify;"><span lang="EN-US" style="font-size: 12pt; line-height: 115%;">The night before that day, it came at last. Before the hands of the clock met for the last time to bid goodbye to the previous day, and welcome the next, they assembled. And they assembled with torches, they assembled with clubs, they were all geared up. The town bell announced the commencement of the new day, and it began. They carried him to the square, on their shoulders. They carried him as a deity, they carried him as a sacrifice, like the scapegoat being taken to the altars with all pomp and show. And yet, he could only force a smile.<o:p></o:p></span></div><div class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: justify;"><span lang="EN-US" style="font-size: 12pt; line-height: 115%;">They hauled him, grabbed him from his legs and by his arms, they made him see the sky, its darkness, the stars, the mockery from heavens, the celebrations on earth, for it was the day he was sent here. He was held in mid air by four strong men, spread apart in the four diagonals. And then, the call was made:</span></div><div class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: justify;"><span lang="EN-US" style="font-size: 12pt; line-height: 115%;"></span></div><div class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: justify;"><span lang="EN-US" style="font-size: 12pt; line-height: 115%;"><o:p></o:p></span></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhajOgnTkcNqu-veXADS4Vbyfm2TNOm4sMiCvlDaH_dHV6Ph7_1WEIg9BTjkqcCmAR-ypkmo-Qvbrt8899Q8_jItD1eUvVGEY3kCM9X1uUl_uebS9_j5PBdB76dqNLzcHRt-NIrxsTXyFg/s1600/100_4263.JPG" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="300" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhajOgnTkcNqu-veXADS4Vbyfm2TNOm4sMiCvlDaH_dHV6Ph7_1WEIg9BTjkqcCmAR-ypkmo-Qvbrt8899Q8_jItD1eUvVGEY3kCM9X1uUl_uebS9_j5PBdB76dqNLzcHRt-NIrxsTXyFg/s400/100_4263.JPG" width="400" /></a></div><div align="center" class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: center;"><br />
</div><div align="center" class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: center;"><b><i><span lang="EN-US" style="font-size: 12pt; line-height: 115%;">“To the Ogre, Welcome to this world!”<o:p></o:p></span></i></b></div><div class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: justify;"><span style="font-size: 12pt; line-height: 115%;">Like a sack of trash, his butts were kicked. Every leg had a new kind of zeal, even one legged creatures had their fair share. He did not believe in Gods, but he wanted Them to exist, just for today. No, he did not want to pray, he never had, he wanted Them to see, he wanted Them to hear his stubbornness, the irony of being born, the treachery of living.<o:p></o:p></span></div><div class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: justify;"><span style="font-size: 12pt; line-height: 115%;">And with every blow he withstood he shouted out loud for the Gods to envy... Oh yeah!! <br />
Bring em on...! <o:p></o:p></span></div><div class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: justify;"><span style="font-size: 12pt; line-height: 115%;">He survived the ordeal, this wasn’t his first. The village rejoiced and sang in communion, <o:p></o:p></span></div><div align="center" class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-size: 12pt; line-height: 115%;">“<b><i>Welcome Ogre, Happy Birthday dear Ogre!</i></b>”<o:p></o:p></span></div><div class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: justify;"><span style="font-size: 12pt; line-height: 115%;">It was a long feast, revelry and celebrations. Such had been the tradition, such had been the way. They thanked him, and he thanked them. They were his friends after all! <o:p></o:p></span></div><div class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: justify;"><span style="font-size: 12pt; line-height: 115%;">And tonight he sleeps, facing away from the Lord himself... he had never believed in Him, but wanted Him to exist, just for tonight… <o:p></o:p></span></div>Blasphemous Aesthetehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16417596461540852006noreply@blogger.com336tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5327188112961786164.post-52223968940203408932010-08-02T20:29:00.001+05:302010-08-02T21:02:03.743+05:30Season Excitement!!I was in my room preparing Ajay’s curriculum vitae.<br />
<br />
“Come on Saurav you shouldn’t have done that..”<br />
“I was just making sure that I don’t get through..”<br />
<br />
Bang!.. ok not at real bang.. The phone rings.. The most awaited ring since the morning..<br />
It was Sharmaji for sure.. Abhijeet received the call..<br />
<br />
“Write down the names..”<br />
“I am on it..”<br />
<br />
Everyone was staring at the paper as I was putting marks of graphite on it..<br />
<br />
1. Ankush Mahajan..<br />
<br />
<i>“Chottey (alias Ankush) tera ho gaya.. jaldi se shave kar aur file arrange kar.. ek ghante mei interview hai!” </i>(Ankush you are through.. Go shave your beard and arrange your file.. Interviews in an hour!)<br />
<br />
Ankush runs away in excitement. And then once again runs back into my room asking<br />
<i>“Mera Sach mei ho gaya??”</i> (am I really through??)<br />
<br />
Finally the list wass prepared. It consisted of sixteen names. These sixteen were selected for the final round of the Samsung India placement interviews. I ran down to notify the others..<br />
<br />
<i>“Mani Lal tera ho gaya..”</i> (Mani Lal you have been selected..”)<br />
<br />
Mani Lal (aka Manish Thakur) is the hero of sports in our batch.. Not surprisingly he was playing dota.. Believe me just the news of him getting selected for the interviews made him receive uncountable butt kicks!. All I added was, “Get ready..”<br />
<br />
<i>“Oye patial ko dekha??..” </i>(Hey did anyone see Patial?..)<br />
<i>“Patial tera bhi ho gaya..” </i>(Patial you have been selected too..)<br />
<br />
As soon as I notified Patial that he was selected for the interviews, there was a change of expression on his face. He went complete red. He was not happy. Rather all he could come up with was,<br />
<br />
<i>“yaar mai kya bolunga interview mei?. Mereko to kuch bhi nahi aata hai!..”</i> (Mate.. what would I reply in the interview?. I don’t know anything!..)<br />
<br />
At this everyone started laughing their asses off at him. The most prominent was Sushil exclaiming,<br />
<br />
<i>“Patial tu to fass gaya!!!.</i>” (Patial you have been screwed in a trap!!!.)<br />
<br />
At this I shouted over the laughters to Sushil..<br />
<br />
<i>“Sushil tera bhi ho gaya!”</i> (Sushil even you have been selected!)<br />
<br />
The corridor went dead silent. All were looking at each other’s face as if I had just reported an approaching earthquake. Sushil shouted back at everyone to break the silence,<br />
<br />
<i>“yaar koi kuch padha do.. pleeeaseee.. mereko kuch nahi aata!”</i> (Man someone please teach me something.. Even I don’t know anything!)<br />
<br />
Abhijeet shouted from the top floor..<br />
<br />
<i>“Agarwalle.. Tie.. Knot.. Jaldi.. Mai file bana raha hu apni..”</i> (Agarwalle.. Tie.. Knot.. Fast.. I am arranging my file)<br />
“Yes coming.. Let me inform Ashu that he has been selected too!.”<br />
<br />
Running from room to room of the C block I reached the C “Gufa” (The CG block as they call it here at ManiMahesh Hostel). Ashu bhai was tight asleep in his slumber. Damn!. I couldn’t image Hash’s (ashu as we call him) ignorance.. Behind me people came shouting in..<br />
<br />
<i>“Ashu bhai utho.. aapka ho gaya hai!”</i> (Ashu Big brother.. Wake up.. You have an interview to appear for!)<br />
<br />
Returning to the ground floor of A block I heard Chotta and Bulls fighting. I went in and Chotta shouted at me, <br />
<br />
<i>“Agarwalle.. mera resume nahi bana hua hai.. bana de please..”</i> (Agarwalle.. My resume.. It’s still unprepared.. Please help me with it..”)<br />
<br />
His right cheek was all bleeding. Bulls chuckled,<br />
<br />
<i>“Khushi mei saale ne gaal bhi kaat liya..”</i> (The moron shaved off the skin of his cheek too in excitement.)<br />
<br />
I prepared the second resume of the day.. Sushil busted in..<br />
<br />
<i>“Agarwalle mera bhi..” </i>(Agarwalle mine too..)<br />
<br />
That was number three.<br />
<br />
That was enough of excitement for an hour. As everyone left the hostel for the auditorium we wished them good luck. I thought of taking a long shower after all the running I had done. Somebody shouted from the back..<br />
<br />
“Agarwallee!”<br />
<br />
I saw Hash running to me..<br />
<br />
<i>“yaar mera bhi resume bana de.. please”</i> (Mate prepare mine too).. 4th on the card!Suvihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16781504365238849706noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5327188112961786164.post-64845363164752166922010-07-20T20:53:00.000+05:302010-07-20T20:53:58.579+05:30We(O)man<meta content="text/html; charset=utf-8" http-equiv="Content-Type"></meta><meta content="Word.Document" name="ProgId"></meta><meta content="Microsoft Word 12" name="Generator"></meta><meta content="Microsoft Word 12" name="Originator"></meta><link href="file:///C:%5CUsers%5CR@pTuR3d%5CAppData%5CLocal%5CTemp%5Cmsohtmlclip1%5C01%5Cclip_filelist.xml" rel="File-List"></link><link href="file:///C:%5CUsers%5CR@pTuR3d%5CAppData%5CLocal%5CTemp%5Cmsohtmlclip1%5C01%5Cclip_themedata.thmx" rel="themeData"></link><link href="file:///C:%5CUsers%5CR@pTuR3d%5CAppData%5CLocal%5CTemp%5Cmsohtmlclip1%5C01%5Cclip_colorschememapping.xml" rel="colorSchemeMapping"></link> <m:smallfrac m:val="off"> <m:dispdef> <m:lmargin m:val="0"> <m:rmargin m:val="0"> <m:defjc m:val="centerGroup"> <m:wrapindent m:val="1440"> <m:intlim m:val="subSup"> <m:narylim m:val="undOvr"> </m:narylim></m:intlim> </m:wrapindent><style>
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<div class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: normal; text-align: justify;"><span style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 14pt;">(Whatever)<o:p></o:p></span></div><div class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: normal; text-align: justify;"><span style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 12pt;">Men: What should we have for dinner?<o:p></o:p></span></div><div class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: normal; text-align: justify;"><span style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 12pt;">Women: Whatever..<o:p></o:p></span></div><div class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: normal; text-align: justify;"><span style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 12pt;">Men: Why don't we have Mexican?<o:p></o:p></span></div><div class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: normal; text-align: justify;"><span style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 12pt;">Women: No not Mexican, the last time I got pimples on my face<o:p></o:p></span></div><div class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: normal; text-align: justify;"><span style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 12pt;">Men: Alright, why don't we have Szechwan cuisine<o:p></o:p></span></div><div class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: normal; text-align: justify;"><span style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 12pt;">Women: Yesterday we ate Szechwan , today too?<o:p></o:p></span></div><div class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: normal; text-align: justify;"><span style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 12pt;">Men: Hmm..... I suggest we have seafood<o:p></o:p></span></div><div class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: normal; text-align: justify;"><span style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 12pt;">Women: Seafood is not good, I got diarrhea<o:p></o:p></span></div><div class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: normal; text-align: justify;"><span style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 12pt;">Men: Then what do you suggest?<o:p></o:p></span></div><div class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: normal; text-align: justify;"><span style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 12pt;">Women : Whatever..<o:p></o:p></span></div><div class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: normal; text-align: justify;"><br />
</div><div class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: normal; text-align: justify;"><span style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 14pt;">(Anything)<o:p></o:p></span></div><div class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: normal; text-align: justify;"><span style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 12pt;">Men: So what should we do now?<o:p></o:p></span></div><div class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: normal; text-align: justify;"><span style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 12pt;">Women: Anything<o:p></o:p></span></div><div class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: normal; text-align: justify;"><span style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 12pt;">Men: How about watching a movie? It's been a long time<o:p></o:p></span></div><div class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: normal; text-align: justify;"><span style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 12pt;">Women: Watching movie is no good, it's a waste of time<o:p></o:p></span></div><div class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: normal; text-align: justify;"><span style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 12pt;">Men: How about we go for bowling, or some exercises?<o:p></o:p></span></div><div class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: normal; text-align: justify;"><span style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 12pt;">Women: Exercise on such a hot day?<o:p></o:p></span></div><div class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: normal; text-align: justify;"><span style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 12pt;">Men: Then find a cafe and have a drink<o:p></o:p></span></div><div class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: normal; text-align: justify;"><span style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 12pt;">Women: I am off caffeine<o:p></o:p></span></div><div class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: normal; text-align: justify;"><span style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 12pt;">Men: Then what do you suggest?<o:p></o:p></span></div><div class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: normal; text-align: justify;"><span style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 12pt;">Women: Anything<o:p></o:p></span></div><div class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: normal; text-align: justify;"><br />
</div><div class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: normal; text-align: justify;"><span style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 14pt;">(You decide)<o:p></o:p></span></div><div class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: normal; text-align: justify;"><span style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 12pt;">Men: Then do we just go home?<o:p></o:p></span></div><div class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: normal; text-align: justify;"><span style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 12pt;">Women: You decide<o:p></o:p></span></div><div class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: normal; text-align: justify;"><span style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 12pt;">Men: Let's take the bus, I will accompany you<o:p></o:p></span></div><div class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: normal; text-align: justify;"><span style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 12pt;">Women: The bus is dirty and crowded.<o:p></o:p></span></div><div class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: normal; text-align: justify;"><span style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 12pt;">Men: OK; we will take a cab<o:p></o:p></span></div><div class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: normal; text-align: justify;"><span style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 12pt;">Women: Not worth it... For such a short distance<o:p></o:p></span></div><div class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: normal; text-align: justify;"><span style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 12pt;">Men: All right, then we can walk. We can enjoy the weather<o:p></o:p></span></div><div class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: normal; text-align: justify;"><span style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 12pt;">Women: I am hungry, can't walk.<o:p></o:p></span></div><div class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: normal; text-align: justify;"><span style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 12pt;">Men: Then what do you suggest?<o:p></o:p></span></div><div class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: normal; text-align: justify;"><span style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 12pt;">Women: You decide<o:p></o:p></span></div><div class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: normal; text-align: justify;"><span style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 12pt;">Men: Let's have dinner first?<o:p></o:p></span></div><div class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: normal; text-align: justify;"><span style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 12pt;">Women: Whatever...<o:p></o:p></span></div><div class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: normal; text-align: justify;"><span style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 12pt;">Men: What shall we eat?<o:p></o:p></span></div><div class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: normal; text-align: justify;"><span style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 12pt;">Women: Anything..<o:p></o:p></span></div><div class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: normal; text-align: justify;"><br />
</div><div class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: normal; text-align: justify;"><span style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 14pt;">(ANYTIME.)..<o:p></o:p></span></div><div class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: normal; text-align: justify;"><span style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 12pt;">Men: At what time do I have to call you?<o:p></o:p></span></div><div class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: normal; text-align: justify;"><span style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 12pt;">Women: Any time as u wish<o:p></o:p></span></div><div class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: normal; text-align: justify;"><span style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 12pt;">Men: But last time when I call u in the morning u didn't pick up?<o:p></o:p></span></div><div class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: normal; text-align: justify;"><span style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 12pt;">Women: I was sleeping.<o:p></o:p></span></div><div class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: normal; text-align: justify;"><span style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 12pt;">Men: OK; when I try to call you around 11 am u didn't pick up?<o:p></o:p></span></div><div class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: normal; text-align: justify;"><span style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 12pt;">Women: I was shopping with my mother<o:p></o:p></span></div><div class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: normal; text-align: justify;"><span style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 12pt;">Men: So, when I try to call you around 2-3 u didn't pick up?<o:p></o:p></span></div><div class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: normal; text-align: justify;"><span style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 12pt;">Women: I was tired and relaxing.<o:p></o:p></span></div><div class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: normal; text-align: justify;"><span style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 12pt;">Men: Then what about 5 PM?<o:p></o:p></span></div><div class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: normal; text-align: justify;"><span style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 12pt;">Women: I was watching a cartoon.<o:p></o:p></span></div><div class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: normal; text-align: justify;"><span style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 12pt;">Men: So, then why didn't you pick u phone in the night?<o:p></o:p></span></div><div class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: normal; text-align: justify;"><span style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 12pt;">Women: I was studying<o:p></o:p></span></div><div class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: normal; text-align: justify;"><span style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 12pt;">Men: Ok then tell me which time is the most convenience time for you to talk.<o:p></o:p></span></div><div class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: normal; text-align: justify;"><span style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 12pt;">Women: Anytime.<o:p></o:p></span></div>Suvihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16781504365238849706noreply@blogger.com10tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5327188112961786164.post-11756979268925695752010-06-18T11:10:00.002+05:302010-06-18T14:40:55.886+05:30Lets TOSS !!<meta content="text/html; charset=utf-8" http-equiv="Content-Type"></meta><meta content="Word.Document" name="ProgId"></meta><meta content="Microsoft Word 10" name="Generator"></meta><meta content="Microsoft Word 10" name="Originator"></meta><link href="file:///C:%5CDOCUME%7E1%5Canshul%5CLOCALS%7E1%5CTemp%5Cmsohtml1%5C01%5Cclip_filelist.xml" rel="File-List"></link><o:smarttagtype name="Street" namespaceuri="urn:schemas-microsoft-com:office:smarttags"></o:smarttagtype><o:smarttagtype name="address" namespaceuri="urn:schemas-microsoft-com:office:smarttags"></o:smarttagtype><style>
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<div class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: justify;">To all those noblemen who swore their loyalty to the coin, still undecided of what they want, a heads or tails, let this be a sneak peek into the Pandora’s box. Let the frogs jump out of their wells and hop on to the other wells and ponds to taste diversity. Let us show you the innovations that have been done in decision making scenario. Allow us to take you on a tour of ‘Toss’.</div><div class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: justify;"><br />
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</div><div class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: justify;"><b>The head and its tale.<o:p></o:p></b></div><div class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: justify;"><o:p> </o:p>Until about a century ago, kings used to rule nations. As a symbol of their power and charisma, Kings had their heads engraved on the coins. Then kings died, when there was no head left over them. One of our kings tried to use whatever was left over his torso and came up with a bright idea. He made a pillar which had 4 lions sculpted over the top facing the four directions. Finally, after continued efforts, the emperors head (Her Majesty, The Queen’s, in our case) was replaced by the three lions. The fourth cat was let loose in the jungle and maybe that’s why all animals flocked to the front side of the pedestal from the hinds. Anyways, every animal was now facing outwards from the pillar, before the photograph of them was taken, to be punched on every coin from then on. The other side eventually came to be known as Tails, because there were no humans involved on the other side. Even today, some variants appear with a person’s face on their heads’ side and I wonder, “Did they really have Tails?”</div><div class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: justify;"><br />
</div><div class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: justify;">Players found potential in the game and started using the coin to play "navia aut caput" (Ship or Head). But to decide who will flip first was a tedious job and often led to blooded noses and broken teeth when the contest was amongst untamed adolescents. The elders, who had severely deformed their nose cartilages and had cratered their faces from relentless punches, had grown weary of this and decided to do away with it. They sat in counsel for days. Finally, they decided to snatch the game status from the coin, and gave it a decider status instead. And from then started the process called TOSS.</div><div class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: justify;"><br />
</div><div class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: justify;"><b>The </b><st1:street><st1:address><b>Ordinary Way</b></st1:address></st1:street>:</div><div class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: justify;"><o:p> </o:p>Take a thin coin. Check if it’s unbiased. Toss it high in the air giving maximum rotations. Make a call, Heads or tails. Catch the coin, or let it reach the ground. Check whose wish has been granted. The winner then decides which option he would choose out of the few alternatives that he has. This method is suited only under able guidance, referees in most cases. What if there is not referee? Even worse, what if there is no coin?</div><div class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: justify;">It is then, innovation kicks in.</div><div class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: justify;"><br />
</div><div class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: justify;"><b>‘Sookha’ or ‘Geela’<o:p></o:p></b></div><div class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: justify;"><o:p> </o:p>Dry or wet? In villages, both the referees and coins are often missing and it can be very troublesome to decide who the toss winner is. This method comes directly from the ages of Flintstones. The coin is replaced by a piece of flat stone. Make one of its sides wet, often accomplished by spitting on to it, to make it an ideal substitute for a coin. Toss away to glory, and no one would run after you if you stole their stone. There are no restrictions on the size of the stone, no thickness constraints, as long as you can toss them in the air. Definitely an advantage over coins.</div><div class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: justify;"><br />
</div><div class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: justify;"><b>Who has the Longest?<o:p></o:p></b></div><div class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: justify;"><i>Straw</i>. When the players are more than two and have to take turns, its one of the most popular methods among town and city children. Take straws of different lengths, and hold them in such a way that all the straws protrude just the same amount. This confuses players which one is the longest and each one picks a straw. The winning order is decided by the length of the straws each one has. The only problem is, there needs to be a volunteer, who has to resist temptation of knowing the lengths of all the straws and still not be able to pick one for him/her. That player gets the last straw, which no one else chooses. The advantage of this method is that it helps you to discriminate. Just like a predator would choose the weakest amongst the similar looking herd, you learn to listen to your biasing and choose one out of the similar looking straws.</div><div class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: justify;"><br />
</div><div class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: justify;"><b>Watch your back<o:p></o:p></b></div><div class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: justify;">This needs two volunteers. One of them stands facing the wall while the other puts fingers on his back citing numbers. The one facing the wall calls out names arbitrarily every time a number combination hits his back. The players watch as their winning order is decided by two fellow players who cannot positively choose their own place in the list.</div><div class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: justify;">This method helps sensitizing the skin, only if you are bent upon cheating and knowing the number combinations. A word of caution. People who burst out laughing due to tinkling as soon as their body is touched, especially behind the back, please avoid this. I know one such person. They are a rarity and are a delight to fiddle with.</div><div class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: justify;"><br />
</div><div class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: justify;"><b>Age Factors<o:p></o:p></b></div><div class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: justify;">In groups with much age differences, sometimes, the age seniority decides your position. Aggressive elders may vote for “Seniors First” while the gentle giants may go for “Youngest First”. It’s all a matter of luck where you crash in.</div><div class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: justify;"><br />
</div><div class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: justify;">Where ever you crash in, always try to play fair. Thank you for unanimously giving me the first chance without a toss. ‘<i>Meri Baari khatam, mein ghar ja raha hoon’. </i>My turn’s over, I am going home.</div><div class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: justify;"><br />
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</div><div class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: justify;">*I am looking forward for you people to bring up new methods of toss, I am sure you all have something better than these.</div><div class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: justify;"><i> </i></div><div class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: justify;"><i><o:p>** The fourth lion is still absconding from the coins, please report if you find him. Save Tigers, their tongues have the best moisturizers for your face. Let them lick you. Don't poach them. Love them and they'll love you.</o:p></i></div><div class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: justify;"><br />
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font-family:"Calibri","sans-serif"; mso-ascii-font-family:Calibri; mso-ascii-theme-font:minor-latin; mso-hansi-font-family:Calibri; mso-hansi-theme-font:minor-latin; mso-bidi-font-family:"Times New Roman"; mso-bidi-theme-font:minor-bidi;} </style> <![endif]--> <p class="MsoNoSpacing" style="text-align: justify;"><span style=";font-family:";font-size:12;" >Dear me,<o:p></o:p></span></p><p class="MsoNoSpacing" style="text-align: justify;">
<br /><span style=";font-family:";font-size:12;" ><o:p></o:p></span></p> <p class="MsoNoSpacing" style="text-align: justify;"><span style=";font-family:";font-size:12;" ><o:p></o:p>“Hie! Wassup dude? How’s life? How’s your girl doing?”<o:p></o:p>
<br /></span></p> <p class="MsoNoSpacing" style="text-align: justify;"><span style=";font-family:";font-size:12;" >Expected something like this? duhh uhh..<o:p></o:p>
<br /></span></p> <p class="MsoNoSpacing" style="text-align: justify;"><span style=";font-family:";font-size:12;" >What do you think of yourself.. you two legged and one big mouthed moron?<o:p></o:p>
<br /></span></p> <p class="MsoNoSpacing" style="text-align: justify;"><span style=";font-family:";font-size:12;" >Get a life mate. Go and do something better.<o:p></o:p></span></p><p class="MsoNoSpacing" style="text-align: justify;">
<br /><span style=";font-family:";font-size:12;" ><o:p></o:p></span></p> <p class="MsoNoSpacing" style="text-align: justify;"><span style=";font-family:";font-size:12;" ><o:p></o:p>Ok! Let us start it all over again you piece of shit.<o:p></o:p></span></p><p class="MsoNoSpacing" style="text-align: justify;">
<br /><span style=";font-family:";font-size:12;" ><o:p></o:p></span></p> <p class="MsoNoSpacing" style="text-align: justify;"><span style=";font-family:";font-size:12;" ><o:p></o:p>Dear Jackass,<o:p></o:p></span></p><p class="MsoNoSpacing" style="text-align: justify;">
<br /><span style=";font-family:";font-size:12;" ><o:p></o:p></span></p> <p class="MsoNoSpacing" style="text-align: justify;"><span style=";font-family:";font-size:12;" ><o:p></o:p>Until now you have been scribbling on me like a mentally retarded, under developed freaked up moron. Your daily journals.. oobs I meant your daily shittt is now really getting on my nerves. Do you ever have something interesting going on in your life or are you just one of those loosers who were a manufacturing defect up in the almighty’s lab? Probably, you are the by product of one of those unlucky mistakes of your parents not using proper protection while they were having fun! Duhh.. Why were you the only semen to make it through? Anything else would have saved me the pain of getting scribbled by you.<o:p></o:p></span></p><p class="MsoNoSpacing" style="text-align: justify;">
<br /><span style=";font-family:";font-size:12;" ><o:p></o:p></span></p> <p class="MsoNoSpacing" style="text-align: justify;"><span style=";font-family:";font-size:12;" ><o:p></o:p>Listen! Shut the F up and listen to me! Enough of your daily stupidity! I am totally freaked out of you. How many times do I need to clean your screwed up mess and find solutions to your never ending idiot-ism? Well it’s high time you got to know that you are a freaking jerk. Wait, there is more to it. I know that even you know that you are a jerk and you still pretend to be a dude. What a pity! You go around making a fool of yourself and you think that people admire you? Well mate, let me tell you the truth today; when you think that they are laughing at your joke, think again, because they laugh at you and not at your dumb-ever-not-so-humorous jokes!<o:p></o:p></span></p><p class="MsoNoSpacing" style="text-align: justify;">
<br /><span style=";font-family:";font-size:12;" ><o:p></o:p></span></p> <p class="MsoNoSpacing" style="text-align: justify;"><span style=";font-family:";font-size:12;" ><o:p></o:p>Over the years I have kept my mouth mum; waiting for you to change. You went over from the sick-old-fashioned-new-year version of me to the Archies and Hallmark elite brands. You kept on pricking that stupid pen of yours into my soft tender skin, but I never resented; thinking that you will grow up someday. But you continue to embarrass me by addressing me like a girlie; Dear diary? Give me a ummm F’ing break. Grow up dude! It’s time you already did you know.<o:p></o:p></span></p><p class="MsoNoSpacing" style="text-align: justify;">
<br /><span style=";font-family:";font-size:12;" ><o:p></o:p></span></p> <p class="MsoNoSpacing" style="text-align: justify;"><span style=";font-family:";font-size:12;" ><o:p></o:p>Let’s take a look on what you have impinged on my pages. Dumb as always.. Ahh! This seems interesting. Your first crush! Class 6? History Teacher? Mate she had a husband and a child of your age. Where did you fit into you lucid and lunatic bloody MILF? But you continued to hit on her by sitting beside her eating from your lunch box and bringing her flowers. And the worst part is you wrote all your pathetic romantic laments onto my pages. Can’t take it anymore!!. Let’s move on. Next on is the wildest thing you have ever done huh? You were so proud of yourself, weren’t you tough guy? You used red ink to record it! “Oooooo! I am so F’ing impressed.” So what did you do? You stole 10 bucks from your dad’s pocket. I am speechless.<o:p></o:p></span></p><p class="MsoNoSpacing" style="text-align: justify;">
<br /><span style=";font-family:";font-size:12;" ><o:p></o:p></span></p> <p class="MsoNoSpacing" style="text-align: justify;"><span style=";font-family:";font-size:12;" ><o:p></o:p>Here it is! Your first football match! Great!. You broke your nose, your left hand was fractured, your knee was dislocated and you lost your senses in the middle of the game with one thousand eyes staring on you. And if I rely on my memory, you were sent out as a substitute in the eighty fifth minute. What a waste! Seriously what a shame! This one’s even better; your fight with the bully of your colony. It seems like you didn’t have enough strength in your fingers to put down how you were trashed by his gang and then chased back to your home. Ha Ha!</span></p><p class="MsoNoSpacing" style="text-align: justify;">
<br /><span style=";font-family:";font-size:12;" ><o:p></o:p></span></p> <p class="MsoNoSpacing" style="text-align: justify;"><span style=";font-family:";font-size:12;" ><o:p></o:p>And now comes the best part of your journal; the love of your life. What the hell? You loved her? You were ready to travel to the end of eternity to get her. Yea but that was only before you found the next love of your life, isn’t it? And the same lines were scribbled on and on for each one that followed. Even I have stopped keeping a count now. I just cannot image how characterless you are! Speaking of character, here is the journal about the night you lost your virginity, or should I say when you technically lost it. I believe it was all shit and lies that you wrote onto me. Days ago I met a fellow diary of mine and it happened to be the journal of the girl you supposedly made out with. Guess what? It read out that your night with the female was a complete mess as your male organ could not actually stand up and it literally peed into the girls tender tissues! Amazing!<o:p></o:p></span></p><p class="MsoNoSpacing" style="text-align: justify;">
<br /><span style=";font-family:";font-size:12;" ><o:p></o:p></span></p><p class="MsoNoSpacing" style="text-align: justify;"><span style=";font-family:";font-size:12;" ><o:p></o:p>Dude a serious advice! I don’t ask you to stop scribbling your daily–not-so-happening-events onto me. I was made for that only. It’s my destiny to bear this burden of yours. I was transformed from a branch into a paper for it. But then I have been with you ever since you learnt to put a proper graphite mark on a paper. So here it is from a true mate: Grow up chum! Try to be a man. Stop being a mumma’s child. Have the guts to accept a girl into your life. Try to take up responsibilities. And for god sake stop F’ing around. Please!</span></p><p class="MsoNoSpacing" style="text-align: justify;">
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<br /><span style=";font-family:";font-size:12;" ><o:p></o:p></span></p> Suvihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16781504365238849706noreply@blogger.com6tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5327188112961786164.post-10515781296962296492010-05-30T19:32:00.005+05:302010-05-31T09:59:03.683+05:30FIFA World Cup 2010 - A preview<div style="text-align: justify;">Every once in four years, the biggest sporting extravaganza in the world takes place, i.e. the FIFA World Cup. However, this years edition is unique and more exciting than ever before for many reasons. It's the first time a World Cup is being held in the beautiful yet politically marred and war-torn continent of Africa. How I envy those who will be boarding flights to watch the matches among thousands of fans across the world in one of Africa's most developed countries in what is expected to be an electrifying and once in a lifetime experience. </div><div style="text-align: justify;">Football fanatics like me who have been following the ongoing world cup friendlies would agree with the fact that as of now there's probably not a "favorite" to win the cup. Surely you have Capello's England who go into every World Cup with high hopes of bringing the Cup back "home" but are undone either by "women" who prove to be a major distraction or by a great man named "Diego Maradona" who can defy the rules of football and score with his hand. </div><div style="text-align: justify;">Talking of the great man, he will be making his return to football's grandest stage not as a player but as the national coach of one of the most talented teams in this years edition, Argentina, which boasts of household names like Messi, Tevez and Maradona's son-in-law Sergio Aguero. With such abundance of talent and one of the greatest players ever to guide them one must expect Argentina to win this World Cup convincingly, but lets not forget they are only on their way to South Africa thanks to a late winner by one of Maradona's freak selections a 36 year old striker.</div><div style="text-align: justify;">Moving on to freak selections, Brazilian World Cup winning captain and current coach who I believe is out not to take the current team to World Cup glory and then there are arch-rivals France whose national coach is trying even harder to make his team look unconvincing. That said and done, focus on the coaches will be at par with the players slogging it out on the pitch with the only exception of the "The Special One" Jose Mourinho. </div><div style="text-align: justify;">As for a personal favorite, mine would be Spain, which by far have the most balanced team going into this tournament, but considering the fact that they have been labelled bigger chokers than England, don't be too surprised by an early exit.</div><div style="text-align: justify;">Of course, how can we ignore the mighty Germans with whom I just won the world cup in FIFA 2010. But let's get back to reality, with a fragile defence, a midfield relying on the hopes of one man and an extremely talented attacking line up which have been warming the bench for their respective clubs most of last season, all we can do is pray that they get their game together for 7 games. Same goes for the Portuguese who can't find a way to score against teams that are unheard of and are ranked worse than India. </div><div style="text-align: justify;">Keeping in mind how the so-called "push-overs" have been fairing in their pre-friendlies and how the favorites have all intentions to disappoint, for once we can hope for a balanced world cup with many surprises and 64 interesting and breath-taking matches. Atleast that's what someone who's paying SD$70 (approx. Rs. 2400) to watch the matches would be praying for. And that's what a country like South Africa would fittingly deserve because honestly speaking, 4 years ago how many of us thought that South Africa would be ready to play hosts to the worlds finest sports stars? </div><div style="text-align: justify;">And as June 11th slowly nears, its high time we get ready. Beer, Chicken, Jersey and a Wavin'Flag anyone? </div>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5327188112961786164.post-2687414112374234592010-05-26T09:54:00.000+05:302010-05-26T09:54:35.820+05:30Just a Kiss?<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEibfbfEA_CDVM6ujEV37Z0A1E0CAbPxGiChM5LKDDWqHXB7jgPgIM7sQLcrpOpo1ZTTAhu767mv8nwpJIP9xYduOWd_LaMRShk6C8x8cV9-ZGwN1XEOzyjH7QL7cWD15RK4L8ktWFGGn6zb/s1600/How-to-French-Kiss.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="212" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEibfbfEA_CDVM6ujEV37Z0A1E0CAbPxGiChM5LKDDWqHXB7jgPgIM7sQLcrpOpo1ZTTAhu767mv8nwpJIP9xYduOWd_LaMRShk6C8x8cV9-ZGwN1XEOzyjH7QL7cWD15RK4L8ktWFGGn6zb/s320/How-to-French-Kiss.jpg" width="320" /></a></div><div style="text-align: justify;"><br />
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</div><div style="text-align: justify;">Sizzling dinner still causes certain turmoil in the stomach as every member of the house settles in the living room to watch the prime time movie being telecasted on the TV. Believe me, it is the only source of entertainment (and torture for some) for most of the families in our country. Unfortunately, it is an English movie tonight. It’s an action movie, so it must be having a hero, of course, a heroine and the hot and dashing villain whose arms are generally huskier and sinewy than the legs of the hero (or heroine). Hey, Avatar was an exception to that, the Heroine was bigger than the hero and the villain, but maybe that’s why Cameron missed the prestigious award and had to reach for his wife’s throat when Hurtlocker struck gold. It’s a masochistic and prejudiced world I must say. Back to the movie now! Since it is an English movie, it has to have their way of expressing love or affection to each other, the tongue twister KISS. Sometimes, the heroine needs to do it to the villain too, possibly to buy the hero more time to complete his job or maybe she likes trying a new guy every now and then. This reminds me of Racheal Weiss (She’s as beautiful as ever) when she had to smooch a mummy to get him diverted from his sand storm trick and buy her hero a life. Picking guys was Okay, but mummy, it seemed to be her fantasy (She plays an artifact hunter anyways, shot one down with lips?). Smooch and that too with a dead insect eating creature, just imagine. Anyway, the heroine in this movie is really gorgeous and has remarkable curves (She ought to have them, it’s her source of bread and butter) and her blood red lips coated with a thin coat of gloss seem to be very appetizing. </div><div style="text-align: justify;">But there is a small (big) problem. The remote (yes that thing used to switch the 900 channels) is in the wrong hands. The fingers are at constant itching to try new button combinations whenever there is an advertisement. And in the case of this movie, another clause has been added: Change channel whenever the lead characters are together and no one’s around or someone getting turned on, or romantic scenes or anything that may lead to kissing and everything that ensues. Gosh! I thought it was also classified as intense action and somewhere deep inside, I had been waiting for it, and when it was finally happening, a pack of wolves was scavenging for its meal on my TV screen. </div><div style="text-align: justify;">What? It was just a kissing scene. They do it most of the time. That’s not fair. Grow up people! Sometimes, KISS is said to be an acronym of ‘Keep It Simple and Straight’. Okay, it’s a much more intense action of twisting tongues and biting lips here, but still, it’s just a kiss. Helpless in a family organization, I cannot protest, they are elders and they are imposing censorship. But this is ridiculous. Just a kiss, oh come on!</div><div style="text-align: justify;">Majority of India has long been a conservative type of society. Many critics have vehemently opposed the growing influence of western culture on Indian population. Many radical subsets of the Indian society still try to force their social norms on others. For this they may even use force, the unfortunate misdoings by Shiv Sena on Valentine’s Day are an ugly reminder of such fickle mindedness. I remember the very polite question from a dating couple who got beaten up by some cops (‘Best’ Cops I think) for the reason that they were supposedly dating, “Is falling in love a mistake?”</div><div style="text-align: justify;">I guess, we belong to 21st century? And so do our parents. Or let’s say, we were born in 21st century and they made a transition. But is transition too hard when all senses are working fine. But maybe, our senses have grown accustomed to what they have been seeing and it will take a lot of effort to make them change. It is human to err, but then its more human to accept an important change.</div><div style="text-align: justify;">Unlike our parents, bollywood seems to be catching up with the kissing scenario. Given some initiations in the nineties, the emergence of ‘The Serial Kisser’ was a drastic success and obviously, other heroes followed suit. But this makes me think that if elders don’t feel the winds of change, then would they stop watching movies someday? Another funny thing is that this trend is passing on to our generation also. I have seen many of my age grouped people changing channels much like the same way, especially when there are females around (duhh.. aahh.. they would otherwise drool and ogle at such scenes with their friends!) I don’t know what goes through their minds, but then they should stop pretending being modern, if they cannot think rationally. I firmly believe that even most of the liberals have a more conservative part in them, more than what they know or think they have. OK, sometimes it pays off to be conservative, but other times (like this one), it isn’t justified.</div><div style="text-align: justify;">That’s all for now. The channel’s back and the romance has passed. The movie is supposed to be an action flick and I should not try to miss the violent action part at least, though romantic action could possibly make us tenderer than sadistic action and bloodsport. </div><div style="text-align: justify;"><br />
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<span style=";font-family:";font-size:12;" >Who says there is nothing called ‘love at first sight??’<o:p></o:p></span></div><div class="MsoNoSpacing" style="text-align: justify;"><span style=";font-family:";font-size:12;" >Because when I was born<o:p></o:p></span></div><div class="MsoNoSpacing" style="text-align: justify;"><span style=";font-family:";font-size:12;" >Just as I opened my eyes<o:p></o:p></span></div><div class="MsoNoSpacing" style="text-align: justify;"><span style=";font-family:";font-size:12;" >I fell in love with you mommy at the very first sight!<o:p></o:p></span></div><div class="MsoNoSpacing" style="text-align: justify;"><br />
</div><div class="MsoNoSpacing" style="text-align: justify;"><span style=";font-family:";font-size:12;" >One day before a baby was born<o:p></o:p></span></div><div class="MsoNoSpacing" style="text-align: justify;"><span style=";font-family:";font-size:12;" >He asked the almighty, “I don’t know what I'm going to do in this world!”<o:p></o:p></span></div><div class="MsoNoSpacing" style="text-align: justify;"><span style=";font-family:";font-size:12;" >God replied, “I have sent you an angel to be next to you all the time; the angel will teach and protect you!” <br />
The baby said, “what is the name of my angel!? <o:p></o:p></span></div><div class="MsoNoSpacing" style="text-align: justify;"><span style=";font-family:";font-size:12;" >“You will call her MOMMY!!”<o:p></o:p></span></div><div class="MsoNoSpacing" style="text-align: justify;"><br />
</div><div class="MsoNoSpacing" style="text-align: justify;"><span style=";font-family:";font-size:12;" >“When you feel you are alone in a crowd<o:p></o:p></span></div><div class="MsoNoSpacing" style="text-align: justify;"><span style=";font-family:";font-size:12;" >When you think no one can understand you<o:p></o:p></span></div><div class="MsoNoSpacing" style="text-align: justify;"><span style=";font-family:";font-size:12;" >When your love is rejected by others<o:p></o:p></span></div><div class="MsoNoSpacing" style="text-align: justify;"><span style=";font-family:";font-size:12;" >When you hate your life<o:p></o:p></span></div><div class="MsoNoSpacing" style="text-align: justify;"><span style=";font-family:";font-size:12;" >Just close your eyes and<o:p></o:p></span></div><div class="MsoNoSpacing" style="text-align: justify;"><span style=";font-family:";font-size:12;" >See her face who loves you more than anyone else<o:p></o:p></span></div><div class="MsoNoSpacing" style="text-align: justify;"><span style=";font-family:";font-size:12;" >Who cares for you in loneliness and<o:p></o:p></span></div><div class="MsoNoSpacing" style="text-align: justify;"><span style=";font-family:";font-size:12;" >Dies for you when you cry<o:p></o:p></span></div><div class="MsoNoSpacing" style="text-align: justify;"><span style=";font-family:";font-size:12;" >She is no one else than your sweet loving mommy!”<o:p></o:p></span></div><div class="MsoNoSpacing" style="text-align: justify;"><br />
</div><div class="MsoNoSpacing" style="text-align: justify;"><span style=";font-family:";font-size:12;" >A child asked God, “Which is the court where all the sins and crimes are forgiven?”<o:p></o:p></span></div><div class="MsoNoSpacing" style="text-align: justify;"><span style=";font-family:";font-size:12;" >After a chuckle he replied, “Your mother’s heart!”<o:p></o:p></span></div><div class="MsoNoSpacing" style="text-align: justify;"><br />
</div><div class="MsoNoSpacing" style="text-align: justify;"><span style=";font-family:";font-size:12;" >Happy mother’s day to everyone!<o:p></o:p></span></div><div class="MsoNoSpacing" style="text-align: justify;"><span style=";font-family:";font-size:12;" >A salute to all mothers!<o:p></o:p></span></div><div class="MsoNoSpacing" style="text-align: justify;"><span style=";font-family:";font-size:12;" >To all angels on earth<o:p></o:p></span></div><div class="MsoNoSpacing" style="text-align: justify;"><span style=";font-family:";font-size:12;" >Mommy We love you!..<o:p></o:p></span></div><div class="MsoNoSpacing" style="text-align: justify;"><br />
</div><div class="MsoNoSpacing" style="text-align: justify;"><span style=";font-family:";font-size:12;" >Regards<o:p></o:p></span></div><div class="MsoNoSpacing" style="text-align: justify;"><br />
</div><div class="MsoNoSpacing" style="text-align: justify;"><span style=";font-family:";font-size:12;" >Blasphemous Aesthete<o:p></o:p></span></div><div class="MsoNoSpacing" style="text-align: justify;"><span style=";font-family:";font-size:12;" >Davesh Shingari<o:p></o:p></span></div><div class="MsoNoSpacing" style="text-align: justify;"><span style=";font-family:";font-size:12;" >Deba<o:p></o:p></span></div><div class="MsoNoSpacing" style="text-align: justify;"><span style=";font-family:";font-size:12;" >Prash<o:p></o:p></span></div><div class="MsoNoSpacing" style="text-align: justify;"><span style=";font-family:";font-size:12;" >sp.Ajay<o:p></o:p></span></div><div class="MsoNoSpacing" style="text-align: justify;"><span style=";font-family:";font-size:12;" >Suv! Raptured<o:p></o:p></span></div><div class="MsoNoSpacing" style="text-align: justify;"><br />
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</div><div class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: justify;"><i><span lang="EN-US">Exam time</span></i><span lang="EN-US"> is the time when <i>real</i> ideas of reform start flowing in our brains. It is the time when everything except syllabus books is fascinating. Our exams are also in progress and amidst all this heat, I am baffled with few more profound questions, which probably even my teachers cannot answer. Here are few of the questions I would like you all to think about when sitting in the examination hall. I am sure, you will find the answers, for you are geniuses of 21<sup>st</sup> century. I came here through time travel and my machine broke down, so I am stuck here till someone frees my machine from area 51 and repairs it.<o:p></o:p></span></div><div class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: justify;"><br />
</div><div class="MsoListParagraphCxSpFirst" style="text-align: justify; text-indent: -18pt;"><span lang="EN-US" style="font-family: Symbol;">·<span style="font: 7pt "Times New Roman";"> </span></span><span lang="EN-US">Why do we call it bitching when men also gossip? Shouldn’t it be dogging for men? Why don’t bitches sue humans for spoiling their name? I am sure, humans would have wreaked havoc on the Canine family had they done something like this. (Think this; dogs have ‘insaan’ and ‘human’ in their slang dictionary. Try bitching someone by that name.)<o:p></o:p></span></div><div class="MsoListParagraphCxSpMiddle" style="text-align: justify; text-indent: -18pt;"><span lang="EN-US" style="font-family: Symbol;">·<span style="font: 7pt "Times New Roman";"> </span></span><span lang="EN-US">Why are there fraternities and brotherhoods and no maternities, only sisterhoods? Don’t women grow old, or being in a maternity reveals their true age?<o:p></o:p></span></div><div class="MsoListParagraphCxSpMiddle" style="text-align: justify; text-indent: -18pt;"><span lang="EN-US" style="font-family: Symbol;">·<span style="font: 7pt "Times New Roman";"> </span></span><span lang="EN-US">No matter how white snow-white was, she couldn’t be white as a white fabric, or a pearl, or snow. (She would look more of a ghost then). Nothing is absolute, everything is relative. Even examination marking scheme. If they say its <i>‘absolute’</i>, it is relative to a tutor’s knowledge. If they say its ‘<i>relative’</i>, the level of knowledge is often much higher.<o:p></o:p></span></div><div class="MsoListParagraphCxSpMiddle" style="text-align: justify; text-indent: -18pt;"><span lang="EN-US" style="font-family: Symbol;">·<span style="font: 7pt "Times New Roman";"> </span></span><span lang="EN-US">If the human brain capacity is really </span>3.6 X 10<sup>19</sup> bytes, then it is justified to use monkeys for experimentation because humans can be dangerous. But doesn’t anyone here have any shame? Such huge amount of memory is almost blank and never utilized. Instead we invest in new technologies like DVDs, Blue Rays discs and Solid State? No one has succeeded in storing even a single file in here. Even I am experiencing a space crunch right now, and still I am chuckling like a retard when I term each one of us as ‘retards’. (We all are retards anyway.)<span lang="EN-US"><o:p></o:p></span></div><div class="MsoListParagraphCxSpLast" style="text-align: justify; text-indent: -18pt;"><span lang="EN-US" style="font-family: Symbol;">·<span style="font: 7pt "Times New Roman";"> </span></span> What to talk of processing speeds. We have super-duper turbo boosted computers embedded in our skulls and we shamelessly linger around with these baby computing machines, pretending that our cranium is hollow. Some retards (Moore/ Moose) even give laws propounding the limits of computational speeds.<span lang="EN-US"><o:p></o:p></span></div><div class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: justify;"><span lang="EN-US">If anybody finds answers to any of these questions, then please, enlighten me! And if someone finds Area 51, call me right away!<o:p></o:p></span></div><div class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: justify;"><b><i><span lang="EN-US" style="font-size: 10pt; line-height: 115%;">P.S.</span></i></b><i><span lang="EN-US" style="font-size: 10pt; line-height: 115%;"> If you have scratched your head even once in this post, pondering over the question, then congratulations, for having climbed the first rung of scientific thinking. You have managed to ask "Why", now find the answer.<o:p></o:p></span></i></div><div class="MsoNormal"><br />
</div>Blasphemous Aesthetehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16417596461540852006noreply@blogger.com5tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5327188112961786164.post-58337608060373755952010-05-02T19:45:00.000+05:302010-05-02T19:45:09.665+05:30I am sorry.. wait a min.. Am I??..<div class="separator" style="clear: both; color: white; text-align: center;"></div><div style="text-align: left;"><meta content="text/html; charset=utf-8" equiv="Content-Type"></meta><meta content="Word.Document" name="ProgId"></meta><meta content="Microsoft Word 12" name="Generator"></meta><meta content="Microsoft Word 12" name="Originator"></meta><link href="file:///C:%5CUsers%5CR@pTuR3d%5CAppData%5CLocal%5CTemp%5Cmsohtmlclip1%5C01%5Cclip_filelist.xml" rel="File-List"></link><link href="file:///C:%5CUsers%5CR@pTuR3d%5CAppData%5CLocal%5CTemp%5Cmsohtmlclip1%5C01%5Cclip_themedata.thmx" rel="themeData"></link><link href="file:///C:%5CUsers%5CR@pTuR3d%5CAppData%5CLocal%5CTemp%5Cmsohtmlclip1%5C01%5Cclip_colorschememapping.xml" rel="colorSchemeMapping"></link> <m:smallfrac val="off"> <m:dispdef> <m:lmargin val="0"> <m:rmargin val="0"> <m:defjc val="centerGroup"> <m:wrapindent val="1440"> <m:intlim val="subSup"> <m:narylim val="undOvr"> </m:narylim></m:intlim> </m:wrapindent><style>
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<div class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: justify;"><span style="font-family: "; font-size: 12; line-height: 115%;">And I am back again...! Dear friends, the counterparts of the male appreciators in particular, I am so very sorry to have hurt your sentiments in a few of my previous posts. With reference to the post under the title “Sloshed and bitch” (for those who are yet to read that post and call me names, REFERENCE 1 : http://skiewpoint.blogspot.com/2009/12/sloshed-and-bitchy.html), I have received comments that have shook my conscience inside out for the past few months and to be very honest, even my slumber has not been that comfortable. I have been called by many unmentionable names by the ladies and some of my female friends even commented <i>“Kuch zyada nahi ho gaya?”</i> I was called a devotee of <i>male chauvinism</i> and my sister chided me, saying <i>“Kya unt shunt likha hai aapne bhai... how dare you call girls bitches?”</i><o:p></o:p></span></div><div class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: justify;"><i><span style="font-family: "; font-size: 12; line-height: 115%;">Ho gaya?</span></i><span style="font-family: "; font-size: 12; line-height: 115%;"> Done with all the <i>nautanki</i>? I have something even better this time. Yes, I agree that when I made the statement, regarding girls adding to the letters of word Vulnerable when they are drunk, I was wrong. It is now that I see, it was a mere understatement. They always had this wild cat instinct, deep inside, lurking, waiting to emerge. Alcohol is just an easier recourse, a precursor.<o:p></o:p></span></div><div class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: justify;"><span style="font-family: "; font-size: 12; line-height: 115%;">But again, <i>kuch zyaada ho raha hai na?</i> <o:p></o:p></span></div><div class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: justify;"><span style="font-family: "; font-size: 12; line-height: 115%;">My Lord, I’ve got proof this time. But before I present it before you, I wish to add a few more lines in my (and their) defence. I believe that Indian society has been very conservative compared to that of the outside world (REFERENCE NO. 2: Just a hint, I know that’s easy. Think of the Indians around you, who have been world trotters and still haven’t learnt anything worthwhile. Ask me if you want another hint). This conservatism has definitely led to many adverse effects on us; the most pronounced one being the growing curiosity among the youth. Curiosity killed the cat; it was a bunch of wild cats this time. Boys will be boys and girls will be girls. Boys might be the most degraded species of humans to have walked on earth, but still girls ain’t any bitches (they are cats, meow)? Whatever the ladies might do, they are ladies, nothing else. The consequences of this character liberty have become much obvious to me now, and so shall they reveal upon you too.<o:p></o:p></span></div><div class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: justify;"><span style="font-family: "; font-size: 12; line-height: 115%;">Without further ado, let me introduce you to someone who doesn’t need introduction – Google Inc. They have this nifty search site <a href="http://www.google.co.in/">http://www.google.co.in</a> for Indian people. They cluster locally generated queries and present them as options according to popularity as we type in our query. So follow the self explanatory steps. Just type “How to” and see the magic happen.<o:p></o:p></span></div></div><br />
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<span lang="EN-US">Dear Mother,<o:p></o:p></span></div><div class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: justify;"><span lang="EN-US">I really wished this letter could find you in good health. Hope, would be a wrong word to use here as I have come to realize that I have been a very bad son of late and your poor health is much to my credit. Not paying any heed to your warnings, lavishing at your fast ending reserves, and that too without any sense of gratitude. I just added more wrinkles to your beautiful face. <o:p></o:p></span></div><div class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: justify;"><span lang="EN-US">Ma, I am sorry. I have been an ignorant child. My hunger for wealth had made me blind. I failed to see what I might be doing to my own family, to you. I grew stronger day by day, but it was all outwardly. Inside, this lust hollowed me like a termite. <o:p></o:p></span></div><div class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: justify;"><span lang="EN-US">You nourished me, sustained me, and helped me grow. You were my pillow when I wanted to sleep and your silken fringe was my hide out, when lightening scared me. And what did I do to you? Sold your jewels, brought you down to rags and still didn’t care. I have crossed you, wronged you and literally abused you. Mother, I am sorry. You covered me with a blanket to protect me from cold. The very same blanket lit up with your warm benevolence in the sun. And I, made holes in it. You lit my skies with deep blue and I painted them, most of the times with black and sometimes with crimson.<o:p></o:p></span></div><div class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: justify;"><span lang="EN-US">I was supposed to be a good son. I was supposed to make my mother proud. You are the only one in this limitless cosm who could have accepted me. And look what I did? I dried the tears of your eyes. Now I look forward to see that rain again, for it is my elixir of life.<o:p></o:p></span></div><div class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: justify;"><span lang="EN-US">All along, you didn’t say a word. Never let out a sigh, or a wail of disgust. You just smiled, and patted me for everything I achieved. Though everything I did took its toll on you, you have always been there. The smell of success intoxicated me. I lost my sense of right or wrong. I just wanted one thing, power (or prosperity as some may call it). You were my constant support, and I took you for granted. <o:p></o:p></span></div><div class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: justify;"><span lang="EN-US">When you hit me, it was to warn me. And I did not realize it. I cried out, and in anger asked, “Why? Why did you do this to me?” Never did I wonder, how many times I might have tortured you, and that too, while donning a guilt free grin on my face. I failed to see, how much it might have pained you, when I mercilessly plucked little trees from your skin. I scourged your fingers, cut them deep, and when it oozed lava, I just ran away, without making arrangements for bandages to the wounds that I had inflicted. I dug deep into your skin, with no anesthesia, and plundered whatever material pleasures I could derive from it.<o:p></o:p></span></div><div class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: justify;"><span lang="EN-US">I am sorry mother, for all that I have done. I have been a complete idiot. I have hurt you, and the wounds I have given, won’t heal that easily. I realize my follies, and I want to rewind. I want to restore you, to re-ornate you. I know you are upset, and you have every right to be so. But trust me mother, I will do whatever I am capable of. My true power is you, and I cannot afford to lose my mother.<o:p></o:p></span></div><div class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: justify;"><span lang="EN-US">You are growing old, and I want to rejuvenate you. I am nothing without you. You are my ground to stand and my sky to soar. Above all, you are my mother, and I am nothing without you. I could have never been if it was not you. I need you!<o:p></o:p></span></div><div class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: justify;"><span lang="EN-US">Forgive me Mother,<o:p></o:p></span></div><div class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: justify;"><span lang="EN-US">Your Son<o:p></o:p></span></div>Blasphemous Aesthetehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16417596461540852006noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5327188112961786164.post-49673408229379572032010-04-16T21:21:00.004+05:302010-04-16T21:24:57.967+05:30Devil’s Manufacturing Plant<meta content="text/html; charset=utf-8" http-equiv="Content-Type"></meta><meta content="Word.Document" name="ProgId"></meta><meta content="Microsoft Word 12" name="Generator"></meta><meta content="Microsoft Word 12" name="Originator"></meta><link href="file:///C:%5CUsers%5CCraft%5CAppData%5CLocal%5CTemp%5Cmsohtmlclip1%5C01%5Cclip_filelist.xml" rel="File-List"></link><link href="file:///C:%5CUsers%5CCraft%5CAppData%5CLocal%5CTemp%5Cmsohtmlclip1%5C01%5Cclip_themedata.thmx" rel="themeData"></link><link href="file:///C:%5CUsers%5CCraft%5CAppData%5CLocal%5CTemp%5Cmsohtmlclip1%5C01%5Cclip_colorschememapping.xml" rel="colorSchemeMapping"></link><style>
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</div><div class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: justify;"><span lang="EN-US">Unwelcome!<o:p></o:p></span></div><div class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: justify;"><span lang="EN-US">This has been our constant endeavour to make your stay as unpleasant and painful as it can be. We envision you as the heirs of these dutiful thrones of hellmakers and eventually, the best amongst you shall rise to be the successor to Lucifer’s throne. This makes our enterprise a totally focused and dedicated enterprise. Though we don’t follow any prescribed method of training, it is ensured that adoption of virtuous means and truthful ways is strictly forbidden. With a full time evil think tank drafting our plans, the means adopted are darker, unethical, inhumane, torturous and most unforgiving.<o:p></o:p></span></div><div class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: justify;"><span lang="EN-US">Every type of extracurricular activity that promotes the craving for the ‘Seven Deadly Sins’ is permitted and propagated after prior official consent. The authorities have been handpicked from amongst elite class of the business of green note crunching. Before any activity is organized, special care of their bottomless pockets is to be taken care of, or else………<o:p></o:p></span></div><div class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: justify;"><span lang="EN-US">Now that we have mentioned the ‘Seven Deadly Sins’, let this be clear to you that we only promote the increase in the craving and satisfaction is not our problem. We will try to suppress any sort of affairs that can lead to satisfaction, for this may drift you towards sanity. From our past, we have learned that everyone who steps in here for the first time has some goodness in him, but this eventually fades away. Young minds learn fast and pose a constant risk of toppling our authority. So, if anyone tries to cast wool over our eyes and try to get past us in this business, beware. We tolerate no offences, and will employ any ill means to suppress the upsurge.<o:p></o:p></span></div><div class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: justify;"><span lang="EN-US">Now here are a few customs that you should engrave in your mind for the time you are here. After that, they’ll be a part of you.<o:p></o:p></span></div><div class="MsoListParagraphCxSpFirst" style="text-align: justify; text-indent: -18pt;"><span lang="EN-US">1)<span style="font: 7pt "Times New Roman";"> </span></span><span lang="EN-US">Wedgucation is necessary for all to be a successful evil genius. Everyone should attend all lectures on immorality, cheating, deceiving, downgrading, person-nullity development, sadism and masochism which are being taught by experts from respective fields.<o:p></o:p></span></div><div class="MsoListParagraphCxSpMiddle" style="text-align: justify; text-indent: -18pt;"><span lang="EN-US">2)<span style="font: 7pt "Times New Roman";"> </span></span><span lang="EN-US">Daytime is the time of the light. So no loitering around in the open. Be at the lectures or in your cells. Skin is sensitive to holy light and that is harmful for our cause. Bathing regularly is shunned and everyone is advised not to bath so that you may develop a thick coat of dirt to protect you from Solar damage. The only exceptions are those who are taking courses in seduction and witchery, for them, bathing is necessary, but use of umbrellas is necessary.<o:p></o:p></span></div><div class="MsoListParagraphCxSpMiddle" style="text-align: justify; text-indent: -18pt;"><span lang="EN-US">3)<span style="font: 7pt "Times New Roman";"> </span></span><span lang="EN-US">Males are encouraged to wander around in night time to develop a taste for vampiredness and a sense strong enough to detect unwary prey. Females, we know you are frail and get carried away too soon, so you are not allowed to wander around after dusk.<o:p></o:p></span></div><div class="MsoListParagraphCxSpLast" style="text-align: justify; text-indent: -18pt;"><span lang="EN-US">4)<span style="font: 7pt "Times New Roman";"> </span></span><span lang="EN-US">We are bored of the number <b>666, </b>and want a new number. So, we would allot many same gendered inmates the same room, and opposite genders would be kept as far as possible. This makes number <b>377 </b>an obvious choice. Pay homage to the devil in highest orders through the <i>‘Sin of Sodomy’</i>.<o:p></o:p></span></div><div class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: justify;"><span lang="EN-US">But as we have already made it clear, if we catch you, you are going to hurt as hell. But then, that is what we are preparing you for – Hell?<o:p></o:p></span></div>Blasphemous Aesthetehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16417596461540852006noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5327188112961786164.post-76990098187659819092010-04-07T22:43:00.007+05:302013-01-09T08:55:49.332+05:30What is your doodle ?<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">
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<span style="font-weight: bold;">DISCLAIMER</span> : The female reading fraternity can take a seat, relax and curse the author of this post in all rudimentary fashion. As seen as by the other joes, this joe is on a plane north bound to the wildernesses of Siberia, being called on an international assignment bordering on the process of the segregation of the emulsification, resulting in the constipation of the constitution of the nation.<br />
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Meanwhile, when you are not busy being a La Dexter boy genius in class, you also revert to whiling your time away. Be it the Short Message Service, your constant sniggering at the earnest jokes of your neighbor, or randomly laughing away at non-existent PJs (read poor jokes). But what I haven’t seen is the subject of DOODLE success.<br />
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Wondering what a doodle is? Before you tap your fingers away on the keyboard opening a new tab, let me save some time for you. A doodle is an aimless drawing which results from the spur of being in a long unproductive activity or sheer boredom. Its basic requirements are a paper and a pen/pencil. Examples can be seldom found in the corner spaces of the notebooks and are not always available for scrutiny.<br />
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The six basic types of doodles are:<br />
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1 <span style="font-weight: bold;">The scientific doodle</span><br />
Scribblings of this kind often involve chaotic imaginations thriving on the border of randomness. Entropy in common say has a flipside to it as well. It can perfectly conceal emotions of different kinds and seem rather distorted and aimless to an outsider but it makes perfect complicated sense when viewed by intellectuals. Specimens include Sheldon Cooper( courtesy :The Big Bang theory aired on CBS)<br />
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2 <span style="font-weight: bold;">The artistic doodle</span><br />
Renowned painters like Picasso and Da Vinci inspired such minds to doodle out their minds during classes. The paradigm of such artistry is a result of creativity. Yup, If you guessed creativity, you hit the nail on the coffin. Such doodles are seldom a pleasure to view at, and don’t be surprised if girls surround you 2(pi)radians if you are accustomed to such drawings.<br />
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3 <span style="font-weight: bold;">The romantic doodle</span><br />
Doodles involving an arrow and a heart , some flowers and a little poetry to follow the simple love constitute this doodle. Examples are seldom those aimless hippies who keep day-dreaming about angels in their lives. Ah yes ! If you are thinking what I am thinking, Jessica Alba and Elisha Cuthbert fall under the list. High Five !<br />
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4 <span style="font-weight: bold;">The philosophical doodle</span><br />
These doodles often involve the momentary swishing of the friction bound pen with the paper resulting in a err uhhmm, say stepped doodle, a sun emanating rays or a religious holy prayer not exactly written in a proper prayer format. Such doodles are the object of curiosity for many students as they mistakenly take it to be a holy disciple’s work. Somehow, I am inclined to think that most of the scientific thinkers somehow reverted to philosophical doodles when their brains were not being fried!<br />
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5 <span style="font-weight: bold;">The abusive doodle</span><br />
Girls are rather nonplussed with these doodles. After all, you wouldn’t expect a girl to scribble “Sucker !!!” on the the corner of her Math notes. Constant male abuses lie playing around with synonyms of the F-word and other stuff included.<br />
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Finally, last, and definitely the most speculative is one of our very own doodles. The number six on the list is:<br />
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6 <span style="font-weight: bold;">The Barney Stinson doodle</span><br />
Doodles belonging to kinds which draw their inspirations from the holy symmetric curves of the divine female, her shapes and figures being given intricate detail and her luscious beauty paid unduly attention. Most of the scribbles keep wavering between being overtly flirtatious and ridiculously funny. On a serious note, these scribblings are better kept to thy without public disclose. Some of the doodles scream out “Aint I awesome ?” in the legendary Stinson way. For more information on the same, please refer to Barney Stinson from the TV soap ‘How I met your mother’.<br />
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Other non categorized doodles such as writing your own name (signature doodle) and miscellany can be discussed in the comment area. Wondering another issue- “Which class currently in NITH makes us doodle the most ?” *Pondering head*</div>
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<div class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: justify;"><i><span lang="EN-US" style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 12pt; line-height: 115%;">*Skiewpoint warning: This article is not intended for Doctors or anybody dealing with real lives. Please tend to your patients properly.<o:p></o:p></span></i></div><div class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: justify;"><span lang="EN-US" style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 12pt; line-height: 115%;">“People who love working never complete it in time.”<o:p></o:p></span></div><div class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: justify;"><span lang="EN-US" style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 12pt; line-height: 115%;">An understatement? Well think again.<o:p></o:p></span></div><div class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: justify;"><span lang="EN-US" style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 12pt; line-height: 115%;">Isn’t that obvious? Because they love it! How can one let go of something one loves? After all, a bird in hand is worth two in the bush.<o:p></o:p></span></div><div class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: justify;"><span lang="EN-US" style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 12pt; line-height: 115%;">So what shall we do to complete it on time? <o:p></o:p></span></div><div class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: justify;"><span lang="EN-US" style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 12pt; line-height: 115%;">That’s simple, Hate it! Just Hate it!<o:p></o:p></span></div><div class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: justify;"><span lang="EN-US" style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 12pt; line-height: 115%;">All you people<o:p></o:p></span></div><div class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: justify;"><span lang="EN-US" style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 12pt; line-height: 115%;">Friends, comrades and other unclassified retards, lend me your attention to avoid detention!<o:p></o:p></span></div><div class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: justify;"><span lang="EN-US" style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 12pt; line-height: 115%;">We all should learn to hate our jobs. Twist the neck of this bird in hand (pun intended, I love birds otherwise). Hate it to such an extent that we just want to finish it, once and for all. This would make us complete the job and get rid of it as soon as possible. We all must keep in mind to finish it off in one go, because one shot is all we’ve got. And if we miss it, the job will kill us (literally). Let’s be its perfect enemy. Kill it with perfection, so that even the on lookers and evaluators have nothing but praises for the majesty of the kill. This way, we will do it flawlessly. <o:p></o:p></span></div><div class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: justify;"><span lang="EN-US" style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 12pt; line-height: 115%;">Be lazy, it’s the key to innovation. Clinging to the old ways won’t let you do justice to the soft bed you shelled out a hefty amount on. Wasn’t the bassinet bought to enjoy an undisturbed sleep? And did you know that many great inventions were done while sleeping or dreaming. Take gravity for example, had Newton not taken a day off and hadn’t he been dozing off under the apple tree, gravity would have still been pulling our legs (or should I say we would have been saved of the stupid s=ut+half gt square numericals.) Even the benzene ring, the sewing machine and many more inventions are an outcome of dreams. So come on, sleep a little bit!<o:p></o:p></span></div><div class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: justify;"><span lang="EN-US" style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 12pt; line-height: 115%;"> Invent, improvise, and innovate! Do whatever it takes to complete the job as soon as possible, with the least possible effort. And while you are doing it, do ensure adequate time for that primetime match, or maybe a latest flick. Sticking to old ways will kill more time, make production stagnant and may possibly frustrate you. Even companies boasting of hassle free claims won’t give you insurance for lost hair or that lively young face.<o:p></o:p></span></div><div class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: justify;"><span lang="EN-US" style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 12pt; line-height: 115%;"> For the company of lovely ladies (who admire your being a workaholic), some of which you might probably miss because of that lovely nap, don’t worry, this blog has enough to keep them engrossed. Just give them this blog’s address and I’m sure they’ll have lots to talk, after you get back to them. I take no guarantee of their mood though.<o:p></o:p></span></div><div class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: justify;"><span lang="EN-US" style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 12pt; line-height: 115%;">So live life tension free, kill jobs without mercy, innovate and alleviate your troubles and don’t forget to sleep.<o:p></o:p></span></div><i><span lang="EN-US" style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 10pt; line-height: 115%;">* Skiewpoint pun: And a word for the doctors who still read this post despite of the warning, please mention your address. I have to add it to the list of places not to visit.</span></i><i><span lang="EN-US" style="font-size: 9pt; line-height: 115%;"><o:p></o:p></span></i>Blasphemous Aesthetehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16417596461540852006noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5327188112961786164.post-72177135753359037692010-03-21T02:09:00.009+05:302010-03-24T19:59:15.036+05:30The Holy Mall Road!..<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_1tOKTekR6r0/S6ohi7yQVeI/AAAAAAAAAKs/9EG_jDk4dnQ/s1600/blog.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 300px;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_1tOKTekR6r0/S6ohi7yQVeI/AAAAAAAAAKs/9EG_jDk4dnQ/s400/blog.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5452207182933153250" border="0" /></a><br /><br /><div style="text-align: justify;">Through the small openings of my burning eyelids, I tried to make out the angle between the two crosses. Incidentally they were not making any angle. I could see only one long arrow.<br /><br /><span style="font-style: italic;">Shitttt....</span><br /><br />It was six already. I was late. I was supposed to be there by six.<br /><br /><br /><br />From the Nescafe to the girl’s hostel lies the HOLY MALL ROAD. Wait a minute did I use the word <span style="font-style: italic;">holy</span>? Yes it’s holy because it is only at this part of the institute that you sometimes get to see the beauties that hide themselves in the gloomy and restricted, not to be entered PGH and TYPE 2. <span style="font-style: italic;">(for those losers who don’t belong to this place PGH happens to be the girls hostel and TYPE 2 happens to be the First Year Girls Hostel)</span> The mall road has been the carpet to the tender footsteps of all the bombshells that ever made their way into this place and will continue to do so for many years to come. <span style="font-style: italic;">I am so very envious to it.</span> Starting from the G7 to many more such plastic groups to come, the mall road would serve them as the route for their daily college activities; in the morning as the cursed devil to the lecture halls and in the evening as the splendid romantic heavens stitched by cupid himself.<br /><br />Down throughout the day the Mall Road witnesses the beauties <span style="font-style: italic;">(and the uglies as they form the bulk of it)</span> brisking their way to and from the institute with sweat all over their faces. <span style="font-style: italic;">Sweat! Feels like pearls sliding on freshly polished marble floors!.</span> This is the time when girls from groups consisting only of females. But the Mall Road is altogether a different place in the evening. Believe me by then it serves no less than <span style="font-style: italic;">cupid’s paradise;</span> and also not to mention the battle field for the <span style="font-style: italic;">Khappies</span> and the <span style="font-style: italic;">Khocha groups.</span> Everyone has his/her own reasons to visit the Mall Road in the evening. The visitors include the slow moving couples who God knows what but have a hell lot of things to share with each other. I guess my girl will do all the talking if I ever trod on that road with a female.. <span style="font-style: italic;">duhh..</span> The second class of people are the friends of these couples who visit the Mall Road only to make fun of or to prank jokes at these couples. The third class consists of those people who have no worthwhile work to do and who sit on the mall road only to nurture their hunger for beauties. A class of females trodding this Holy Road also include the vultures that come out of their hostels only to catch hold of some idiots to pay their cheques at the Juice Baar <span style="font-style: italic;">(Juice Bar! Ill get back to it)</span> or to stock some innocent guys and <span style="font-style: italic;">adam tease</span> them. The Khappies and the Khocha group include those ass holes who visit the holy road only to prank jokes, pass lame comments or act like weirdoes and psychos.<br /><br />The best part of the Mall Road is the awesome Juice Bar<span style="font-style: italic;"> (or the Tuck Shop as the girls call it).</span> It acts as a paradise for love makers as well as for those who move in groups of the same gender. Awesome coffee with all the beauties edging their way back to their hostels; the juice bar is an ultimate venue for procuring <span style="font-style: italic;">salvation</span>. Saliva ready to drool out of your mouth, Chocó power laden coffee and then someone calls you back to your senses... <span style="font-style: italic;">Check out that awesome chick mahn!.</span><br /><br /><br /><br />I washed my face with water and hastily tried to put on the best pair of converses out of my collection. Shouting at the top of my voice... <span style="font-style: italic;">Ajay.. Muchhii.. Shingari.. It’s 6 already.. we are late.. Let’s go people..</span>, I rushed towards the exit of my hostel.<br /><br />Everyone has his/her own reasons to visit the Mall Road in the evening. 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mso-style-parent:""; mso-padding-alt:0cm 5.4pt 0cm 5.4pt; mso-para-margin-top:0cm; mso-para-margin-right:0cm; mso-para-margin-bottom:10.0pt; mso-para-margin-left:0cm; line-height:115%; mso-pagination:widow-orphan; font-size:11.0pt; font-family:"Calibri","sans-serif"; mso-ascii-font-family:Calibri; mso-ascii-theme-font:minor-latin; mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman"; mso-fareast-theme-font:minor-fareast; mso-hansi-font-family:Calibri; mso-hansi-theme-font:minor-latin; mso-bidi-font-family:Mangal; mso-bidi-theme-font:minor-bidi;} </style> <![endif]--><!--[if gte mso 9]><xml> <o:shapedefaults ext="edit" spidmax="1026"> </xml><![endif]--><!--[if gte mso 9]><xml> <o:shapelayout ext="edit"> <o:idmap ext="edit" data="1"> </o:shapelayout></xml><![endif]--> <p class="MsoNormal"><span style="line-height: 115%;font-family:";font-size:12;" >4 am... “Dude I am sleeping.. Wake me up for the classes tomorrow morning”
<br />8.30 am.. Alarm.. Snooze.. Alarm.. Snooze.. Alarm.. Snooze.. Alarm.. Snooze..
<br />9.15 am... “Shitt!!”
<br />Wet hair.. Bulging red eyes.. Perfume sprays.. Stinking socks.. Torn converses.. Borrowed pen.. and the last leaflet of a notebook..</span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span style="line-height: 115%;font-family:";font-size:12;" > <i style="">..saale uth ja.. class ni jana kya? (wake up moron.. we have classes to attend!)</i>
<br />Marathon to the lecture complex..
<br /><i style="">..aaj to attendance gayi..(we won’t get attendance today)
<br /></i>“May I come in...”
<br />“Why are you late?”
<br />“Sir I..........”
<br />“Get in..”
<br /><i style="">..bhai kya mast movie thi.. (mahn! Last night’s movie was awesome!)
<br /></i>sleeping!.. <i style="">zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz..........</i></span></p><p class="MsoNormal">
<br /></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><b style=""><span style="line-height: 115%;font-family:";font-size:12;" >NITH LIFE STYLE... (arrrgggh.. ways to screw your life!):</span></b></p><p class="MsoNormal">
<br /><b style=""><span style="line-height: 115%;font-family:";font-size:12;" ><o:p></o:p></span></b></p> <p class="MsoNoSpacing"><span style=";font-family:";font-size:12;" >Take chances!<o:p></o:p></span></p> <p class="MsoNoSpacing"><span style=";font-family:";font-size:12;" >Tell the truth!<o:p></o:p></span></p> <p class="MsoNoSpacing"><span style=";font-family:";font-size:12;" >Date someone totally wrong for you!<o:p></o:p></span></p> <p class="MsoNoSpacing"><span style=";font-family:";font-size:12;" >Say no!<o:p></o:p></span></p> <p class="MsoNoSpacing"><span style=";font-family:";font-size:12;" >Spend all your money and your friend’s too!<o:p></o:p></span></p> <p class="MsoNoSpacing"><span style=";font-family:";font-size:12;" >Borrow something and don’t return until he/she gets frustrated!<o:p></o:p></span></p> <p class="MsoNoSpacing"><span style=";font-family:";font-size:12;" >Get ragged and laugh about it!<o:p></o:p></span></p> <p class="MsoNoSpacing"><span style=";font-family:";font-size:12;" >Fall in love!<o:p></o:p></span></p> <p class="MsoNoSpacing"><span style=";font-family:";font-size:12;" >Tell someone that you love him/her when you don’t!<o:p></o:p></span></p> <p class="MsoNoSpacing"><span style=";font-family:";font-size:12;" >Get to know someone random!<o:p></o:p></span></p> <p class="MsoNoSpacing"><span style=";font-family:";font-size:12;" >Give loads of missed calls to someone using other’s phone and don’t pick when he/she calls back!<o:p></o:p></span></p> <p class="MsoNoSpacing"><span style=";font-family:";font-size:12;" >Love someone from the very core of your heart!<o:p></o:p></span></p> <p class="MsoNoSpacing"><span style=";font-family:";font-size:12;" >Say ‘I love you’ to someone special and get rejected!<o:p></o:p></span></p> <p class="MsoNoSpacing"><span style=";font-family:";font-size:12;" >Mass bunk and get caught with your girl by the teacher!<o:p></o:p></span></p> <p class="MsoNoSpacing"><span style=";font-family:";font-size:12;" >Be mean!<o:p></o:p></span></p> <p class="MsoNoSpacing"><span style=";font-family:";font-size:12;" >Be selfish!<o:p></o:p></span></p> <p class="MsoNoSpacing"><span style=";font-family:";font-size:12;" >Make fun of yourself!<o:p></o:p></span></p> <p class="MsoNoSpacing"><span style=";font-family:";font-size:12;" >Sing out loud!<o:p></o:p></span></p> <p class="MsoNoSpacing"><span style=";font-family:";font-size:12;" >Laugh at a stupid joke!<o:p></o:p></span></p> <p class="MsoNoSpacing"><span style=";font-family:";font-size:12;" >Cry!<o:p></o:p></span></p> <p class="MsoNoSpacing"><span style=";font-family:";font-size:12;" >Watch The Someone you like in someone else’s arm and pretend you don’t care!<o:p></o:p></span></p> <p class="MsoNoSpacing"><span style=";font-family:";font-size:12;" >Take revenge!<o:p></o:p></span></p> <p class="MsoNoSpacing"><span style=";font-family:";font-size:12;" >Apologize!<o:p></o:p></span></p> <p class="MsoNoSpacing"><span style=";font-family:";font-size:12;" >Laugh when you fall!<o:p></o:p></span></p> <p class="MsoNoSpacing"><span style=";font-family:";font-size:12;" >Get into a fight!<o:p></o:p></span></p> <p class="MsoNoSpacing"><span style=";font-family:";font-size:12;" >Be the shoulder to a sloshed roomie!..<o:p></o:p></span></p> <p class="MsoNoSpacing"><span style=";font-family:";font-size:12;" >Tell someone how much they mean to you!<o:p></o:p></span></p> <p class="MsoNoSpacing"><span style=";font-family:";font-size:12;" >Tell the idiot how she/he hurt you!<o:p></o:p></span></p> <p class="MsoNoSpacing"><span style=";font-family:";font-size:12;" >Let someone know what they are missing!<o:p></o:p></span></p> <p class="MsoNoSpacing"><span style=";font-family:";font-size:12;" >Abuse someone who deserves it!<o:p></o:p></span></p> <p class="MsoNoSpacing"><span style=";font-family:";font-size:12;" >Sit alone, watch the rain and cry!<o:p></o:p></span></p> <p class="MsoNoSpacing"><span style=";font-family:";font-size:12;" >Sleep 24 hours sometime!<o:p></o:p></span></p> <p class="MsoNoSpacing"><span style=";font-family:";font-size:12;" >Laugh till your stomachs hurt!<o:p></o:p></span></p> <p class="MsoNoSpacing"><span style=";font-family:";font-size:12;" >Dance even if at it you suck!<o:p></o:p></span></p> <p class="MsoNoSpacing"><span style=";font-family:";font-size:12;" >Bash a junior in frustration!<o:p></o:p></span></p> <p class="MsoNoSpacing"><span style=";font-family:";font-size:12;" >Talk to animals!<o:p></o:p></span></p> <p class="MsoNoSpacing"><span style=";font-family:";font-size:12;" >Pose Stupidly for pictures!<o:p></o:p></span></p> <p class="MsoNoSpacing"><span style=";font-family:";font-size:12;" >Give someone a hug when they need it!<o:p></o:p></span></p> <p class="MsoNoSpacing"><span style=";font-family:";font-size:12;" >Make sure you get one when you do!<o:p></o:p></span></p> <p class="MsoNoSpacing"><span style=";font-family:";font-size:12;" >Watch cartoons, act like a kid!<o:p></o:p></span></p> <p class="MsoNoSpacing"><span style=";font-family:";font-size:12;" >And just when its packed up to the brim...<o:p></o:p></span></p> <p class="MsoNoSpacing">
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<br /><i style="">..Saad diya saale ne... (The teacher completely frustrated me)</i></span></p><p class="MsoNoSpacing">
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<br /></p><p class="MsoNoSpacing"><span style=";font-family:";font-size:12;" >[P.S. Special thanks to Priyanka, the cute little girl who originally wrote about the life style of NITH!..]<i style="">
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<br /><span style=";font-family:";font-size:12;" ><o:p></o:p></span></p> Suvihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16781504365238849706noreply@blogger.com7tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5327188112961786164.post-90879962246984969352010-03-14T01:51:00.002+05:302010-03-14T01:57:19.984+05:30Cataclysm<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjga0YeLvCRg2noMC9BK65gzDwcdWawh1KrvUs8crpnBX6bOO1N7JiOnOcyGnDF4mo0i4lT_6kiw4p6MfBoNSazopCCYGKrlb6Jp2dd1fMTd_2UJcwZLZr65F1_qXXfFMZb06B_VPJU1GSb/s1600-h/earth-mars-collision.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjga0YeLvCRg2noMC9BK65gzDwcdWawh1KrvUs8crpnBX6bOO1N7JiOnOcyGnDF4mo0i4lT_6kiw4p6MfBoNSazopCCYGKrlb6Jp2dd1fMTd_2UJcwZLZr65F1_qXXfFMZb06B_VPJU1GSb/s320/earth-mars-collision.jpg" /></a></div><meta content="text/html; charset=utf-8" http-equiv="Content-Type"></meta><meta content="Word.Document" name="ProgId"></meta><meta content="Microsoft Word 12" name="Generator"></meta><meta content="Microsoft Word 12" name="Originator"></meta><link href="file:///C:%5CUsers%5CCraft%5CAppData%5CLocal%5CTemp%5Cmsohtmlclip1%5C01%5Cclip_filelist.xml" rel="File-List"></link><link href="file:///C:%5CUsers%5CCraft%5CAppData%5CLocal%5CTemp%5Cmsohtmlclip1%5C01%5Cclip_themedata.thmx" rel="themeData"></link><link href="file:///C:%5CUsers%5CCraft%5CAppData%5CLocal%5CTemp%5Cmsohtmlclip1%5C01%5Cclip_colorschememapping.xml" rel="colorSchemeMapping"></link><style>
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<div class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: justify;"><span lang="EN-US">How does it feel when the subjects you loved and the subjects you hated mingle together in some other subject? Concepts mix homogenously. Waves interfere with Electronic motions. It is then we realize that the entropy of Universe is indeed increasing. All worlds of my cosmos crash into my head like supernovae. 11 dimensions of universe, and still counting, revisions awaited. And when we say a cat has 7 lives, they bark like a mocking bird? That’s not fair!<o:p></o:p></span></div><div class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: justify;"><span lang="EN-US">For a new subject, the teacher says “You must be knowing all these things? These are very basic things taught in smaller classes” and feeds aggressively on our little stock of morales like a hungry termite. “Is that clear?” all that you can do is to give a bewildered look at your compassionate comrades. A couple of glances here and there and on second call, “Is that clear?” as if in unison, we all smile and, We Nod. Nod these empty skulls up and down. <o:p></o:p></span></div><div class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: justify;"><span lang="EN-US">Why do these so called teachers fail to fall to our level, and after becoming an expert (real expert or paper crafted expert I cannot say!)? Were they a prodigy or have our brains really shrunk to the size of a peanut? It’s a battle everyday to drudge along the same roads to reach the very same battle grounds where we bled before. <o:p></o:p></span></div><div class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: justify;"><span lang="EN-US">But every wound, every cut, makes our hide stiffer to any atrocity that might befall us. <o:p></o:p></span></div><div class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: justify;"><span lang="EN-US">Once heard a guy from distant lands say in the first year “</span><span lang="HI" style="font-family: "Mangal","serif";">हमारे माँ बाप ने हमें mass bunk करने के लिए थोड़े ही भेजा है यहाँ पर!</span><span lang="EN-US">”</span><span lang="HI" style="font-family: "Mangal","serif";">(</span><span lang="EN-US">My parents did not send me here to mass bunk classes). Today, he spearheads the motion for a mass bunk. This is how they have forced us to mould ourselves into sadist bastards. </span><span lang="EN-US"><o:p></o:p></span></div><div class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: justify;"><span lang="EN-US">Each day, we move a bit closer to the edge and by the time we are through with this ordeal, we would be fine artifacts, a living battle song!</span><span lang="EN-US"><o:p></o:p></span></div><div class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: justify;"><span lang="EN-US">Aah, a little footnote:<o:p></o:p></span></div><div class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: justify;"><span lang="EN-US">Commenting is free of cost and the author has developed a thick hide to bear any criticism or rogue comment. Just remember that</span><span lang="EN-US"> when they mercilessly kill the article by clicking on the Cross on the top right corner of the screen, its injustice manifold. </span><span lang="EN-US"> We are becoming sadists, but we are far from being masochists. <o:p></o:p></span></div>Blasphemous Aesthetehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16417596461540852006noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5327188112961786164.post-72985400946691225562010-03-04T19:45:00.003+05:302010-03-04T19:54:53.816+05:30Of Judgement Days and Doomsday<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgXInAZjNICYxD44gojDf_RdvmctZDj_No2hPhTa901WAq4jTkFVRx32kuBnrBnfH3gYNfwPoL0aUj-2jM8JwedBSSV61rbineLTlKEHVXeYtArQV-V0X8rN2Zx6q8nGCaBmlyJX7BJKRLT/s1600-h/End-Times.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgXInAZjNICYxD44gojDf_RdvmctZDj_No2hPhTa901WAq4jTkFVRx32kuBnrBnfH3gYNfwPoL0aUj-2jM8JwedBSSV61rbineLTlKEHVXeYtArQV-V0X8rN2Zx6q8nGCaBmlyJX7BJKRLT/s320/End-Times.jpg" /></a></div><meta content="text/html; charset=utf-8" http-equiv="Content-Type"></meta><meta content="Word.Document" name="ProgId"></meta><meta content="Microsoft Word 12" name="Generator"></meta><meta content="Microsoft Word 12" name="Originator"></meta><link href="file:///C:%5CUsers%5CCraft%5CAppData%5CLocal%5CTemp%5Cmsohtmlclip1%5C01%5Cclip_filelist.xml" rel="File-List"></link><link href="file:///C:%5CUsers%5CCraft%5CAppData%5CLocal%5CTemp%5Cmsohtmlclip1%5C01%5Cclip_themedata.thmx" rel="themeData"></link><link href="file:///C:%5CUsers%5CCraft%5CAppData%5CLocal%5CTemp%5Cmsohtmlclip1%5C01%5Cclip_colorschememapping.xml" rel="colorSchemeMapping"></link><style>
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<div class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: justify;"><span lang="EN-US">It all started in March 1996 when Larry Page set out to “develop the enabling technologies for a single integrated and universal digital library.” What started then as a tiny Ph.D. web crawling spider, has now mutated into monstrous myriapod. Yes I am talking of </span><a href="http://www.google.com/"><span lang="EN-US">www.google.com</span></a><span lang="EN-US">.<o:p></o:p></span></div><div class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: justify;"><span lang="EN-US"> In 2003, it took over the reins of Pyra Labs (</span><a href="http://www.blogger.com/"><span lang="EN-US">www.blogger.com</span></a><span lang="EN-US">) and changed the definition of freedom to speak your Skiewpoint. Slowly and steadily, it has been deepening its web presence in the World Wide Web. It gave Flickr and Picasa for the Ugly and ‘Not so beautiful’ people to get noticed. The beautiful ones don’t need to toil this hard to get noticed, they simply blog. <o:p></o:p></span></div><div class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: justify;"><span lang="EN-US">Then Google widened its scope from intercontinental to interplanetary, courtesy Google Mars and Moon. It is developing new technologies and is on a rampage when it comes to tapping potential online markets, be it ‘You Tube’ or ‘Upstartle’ (responsible for google word processor you all use today). Google’s the second name for internet search these days. <o:p></o:p></span></div><div class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: justify;"><span lang="EN-US">It is also investing in alternative energies, and other promising fields that can extend human habitability on earth for a little longer. Google recruits the best brains from around the world. Ever took a moment off Google to wonder why? It’s a plan!<o:p></o:p></span></div><div class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: justify;"><span lang="EN-US">Google’s making androids nowadays; it would make a humanoid army subsequently. But Rule Number One says Robots shall not harm humans. Forget it, they aren’t any robots, they’re humanoids, driven mechanically but thinking like humans. That’s why they don’t recruit dummies because even a single emotion could make them ‘Wall E’. Google could be the next Skynet Corporation.<o:p></o:p></span></div><div class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: justify;"><span lang="EN-US">Google asks for our permission to anonymously gather information about our internet usage. It is being monitored, and who knows that even if we said no to such offers, they won’t be tracking our activities. Each user might be having his file in google database. Few years from now, google can tell exactly when you wake up and when you are in the loo. So on the Judgment day, they would know where and when to find Connor.<o:p></o:p></span></div><div class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: justify;"><span lang="EN-US">The Resistance? There would be no place to hide, for google maps shall track you. The web spider shall crawl into the deepest roots to seek you out. You would have just two options, surrender willingly immediately, or surrender later unwillingly. Nothing would improve your chances of being better later on. <o:p></o:p></span></div><div class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: justify;"><span lang="EN-US">Every dreamer is making predictions these days. They say that 2012 is the year when something terrible would happen to mankind, sort of Armageddon. An insomniac, </span><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nibiru_collision">Nancy Lieder</a> was possibly abducted by gray head ETs, who gave her a brain implant, which would receive breaking news and announcements from the Republic (or maybe Darth Vader). Either they made a wrong choice in choosing her, or they were a bunch of retards, outcaste from their planet. Because what she received and propagated was that Nibiru collision was eminent in 2003, though the Republic revised the dates to 2010 due to unavailability of an appropriate planet worth smashing.</div><div class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: justify;"><span lang="EN-US">The Mayan pioneers who invented the <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mayan_Long_Count_calendar">Mayan calendar</a> rejoiced to have found the date when the new </span><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mayan_Long_Count_calendar">b'ak'tun</a><span lang="EN-US"> was to begin. And no, the calendar did not end there, more dates were predicted. But who can help the propagandists who suffer from short sightedness?<o:p></o:p></span></div><div class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: justify;"><span lang="EN-US">So, I have also thought of a new calendar. Presently it is year one. The day Google takes over, year two starts. In the night between these two, I shall be joining forces with google. <o:p></o:p></span></div><div class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: justify;"><span lang="EN-US">What about you?<o:p></o:p></span></div><div class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: justify;"><span lang="EN-US">*If you want to prevent Google from taking control then I’d suggest 2 remedies:<o:p></o:p></span></div><div class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: justify;"><span lang="EN-US">1. Make a better search engine and prevent the Doomsday. <o:p></o:p></span></div><div class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: justify; text-indent: 36pt;"><span lang="EN-US">This seems a little tough right now. Only possible if the Resistance has discovered Google’s plans and have started working and expanding their user base, and you happen to be a part of the Resistance.<o:p></o:p></span></div><div class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: justify;"><span lang="EN-US">2. Stop using Internet after having read this post. Let this be your Judgment day.<o:p></o:p></span></div><div class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: justify;"><span lang="EN-US"> I know you won’t be doing that either. <o:p></o:p></span></div><div class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: justify;"><br />
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</div>Blasphemous Aesthetehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16417596461540852006noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5327188112961786164.post-67629286847909468952010-02-18T00:43:00.003+05:302010-02-20T13:31:58.008+05:30PENDOWN, a new form of Satyagraha or mockery?<div style="text-align: justify;"><span style="font-weight: bold;">DISCLAIMER: Every thought and words penned down here are a result of our observations and the words have been contemplated, well framed not to break decency, and keeping the truth in consideration. So any wounded egos is not our fault, it is their own!</span><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">STATUARY DEFINITIONS: </span><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">PENDOWN (student’s version)</span>-A great and cool act done by ‘We the Students’ as a sign of unity, in which the students universally refuse to budge their pen in the examination hall.<br /><br />Reasons:-a thousand, yet the most prominent are, seniors did it, other batch mates did it, we shouldn’t lag behind.<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">PENDOWN (teacher’s version)</span> - A disgusting act of unity shown by students to undermine my authority in class by the unanimous boycotting of examination.<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">PENDOWN (true version)</span> - We bloody shitpots, the students, don’t study and when we see the snow avalanching on us we try to run hither and thither.<br /><br />We had our internal exams from the follow up day of the gorgeous Valentine day up to the 16th of February. As the joke runs, “in how many days can you complete a 500 pages book? Doctor, an year, Accountant replies a month, lawyer a week and an engineer asks- when are the papers?” we proved to the joke, and played fine. However a new plan surfaced, designed to face these internals this time. <span style="font-style: italic;">Plan codenamed: PENDOWN.</span><br /><br />The history of PENDOWN, I don’t know but can surely guess, runs long. Our seniors in this internals did this so called great act in three of their five papers. Our juniors did it on 16th of February, and this hurt our ego. Our seniors did it, our juniors did it and we losers come out of a barrel of nipples sucking our thumbs! This was unbearable to us, so plan PENDOWN was executed today!<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">ORIGIN OF PENDOWN IN A CLASS: </span>Usually the vortex of a pen-down in class originates from a single individual’s brain. The single individual boasts in front of his/her friends about a paper boycott put of sheer fun and the friends think the idea is cool and rather achievable.<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">PROCESS:</span> Phone calls to the revelers are made. Revelers of the class (generally who on account of their screwed up habit of reveling in vodka and porn turn out to be bottom liners) get joy-ed at the mere mention of a new type of revelry, and start convincing the whole class about a PENDOWN.<br /><br />Few are moulded into the stands by crook; others are grabbed by the hook.<br />A few of the crook techniques are custom messages of gtalk as follows:<br />“ECE WALO KAL PAKKA PEN DOWN DEKH LO AB JISNE LIKHA 1 SAAL BACHA HAI ABHI COLLEGE KA!!!!" jisne kal exam attempt kiya use social boycott!!!”<br />“knowledge dikhane ki cheez nhi baantne ki chez hai... to paper de k show off na karo ... :) PENDOWN 2morrow... :)”<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">RESULT: Goal is achieved. PENDOWN is successful! Cheers….</span><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">CRITICAL APPRECIATION: </span>An old adage in Hindi goes as, “whether the knife falls on the melon or the melon on the knife, it is always the melon that bears the onslaught.”<br />So whether it is the mistake of the teacher or the student, it is the students who are at losing and receiving ends.<br /><br />PENDOWN a modern form of Satyagraha followed by students has lost its true meaning under the utter corruption of mankind. Students have made it a status symbol. Others did it, we must also do it.<br /><br />Ultimately who is at loss? Who suffers?<br /><br />WE. The teacher has not lost anything. He won’t mind putting a zero to 60 odd bastards. No one can remove him from his job (government in our case), no one can stop his promotion scheduled for once every five years.<br />Ultimately, a request to every reader, before taking any step, think about the consequences(negative ones first) and the aftermath. Always remember the story of the shepherd who used to shout “wolf, wolf” whenever he used to get bored and the day when the real wolf turned up and he called up for help no one turned up, thinking him to be a prankster.</div>Perspectiveshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08832869357921162799noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5327188112961786164.post-27132504875232410782010-02-13T21:43:00.001+05:302010-02-13T21:46:50.467+05:30An apology to the ladies<meta content="text/html; charset=utf-8" http-equiv="Content-Type"></meta><meta content="Word.Document" name="ProgId"></meta><meta content="Microsoft Word 12" name="Generator"></meta><meta content="Microsoft Word 12" name="Originator"></meta><link href="file:///C:%5CUsers%5CCraft%5CAppData%5CLocal%5CTemp%5Cmsohtmlclip1%5C01%5Cclip_filelist.xml" rel="File-List"></link><link href="file:///C:%5CUsers%5CCraft%5CAppData%5CLocal%5CTemp%5Cmsohtmlclip1%5C01%5Cclip_themedata.thmx" rel="themeData"></link><link href="file:///C:%5CUsers%5CCraft%5CAppData%5CLocal%5CTemp%5Cmsohtmlclip1%5C01%5Cclip_colorschememapping.xml" rel="colorSchemeMapping"></link><style>
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<div style="text-align: justify;">Hug Day’s over and so is the Kiss’ Day. Sorry to have missed out on both? Where had we been? Some of us were cuddled up in beds. We love hugging our quilts on a cold February 12th. Rest of us had nothing good to do, so we made ourselves busy in sorting a list of prospective candidates who qualified our Valentine list prelims. It was not surprising that the list got shorter exponentially. But trust me, each candidature was considered and evaluated with sternness and absolutely unbiased judgments were ratified.</div><div style="text-align: justify;">These were days of astounding revelations. We rediscovered that girls come in a myriad of shapes and sizes. I think, we now know what we sought after.</div><div style="text-align: justify;">What does it take for a girl to appeal to guy’s eyes? Looks? Definitely, maybe. The perfect blend of right amount of skin on a just enough (thick) layer of fat is all it takes to get noticed. Early civilizations prayed for a perfect inundation. Be it drought or flood, it was a disaster. Same is the case here. Too skinny and you can just slip past through eagle eyes of a hungry flirt. Unnatural protuberances and ...you know the consequences, right? Only a few are born with hands long like those of ‘Kanoon’ (justice) to embrace a Double Decker. Though, a few gentlemen happen to have large hearts to accommodate them, but that’s why they are Gentlemen!</div><div style="text-align: justify;">Albeit, this wasn’t the only criteria for scrutiny, but others are just too large to discuss in a small space. Other areas of scutiny sometimes lie in the non-joke area, including having a heavenly hourglass figure and a good height that could put Maria Sharapova in serious jeopardy. Size Zero figures are not always proclaimed attractive, a healthy robust appearance appeals beyond reasoning. Thinking about in a broader sense, that is what men are for. We make sure that women’s beauty does not go unnoticed by the males. However for now, the list is almost complete with minor amendments waiting for approval. Though the list would never get public, feel free to inquire if you made it into it.</div><div style="text-align: justify;">Happy Hugging, kissing, promising and a very Happy Valentine to all who found love!</div><div style="text-align: justify;">P.S. It has come to our attention that some ladies find the material posted here unfriendly. I, on the behalf of this blog, apologize, if we have unknowingly hurt your<i> tiny hearts</i>. Let me assure you that the subsequent posts would make the remarks more obscure for you to ever find out. We love Peace and Hermione (harmony) and want all ladies to take the content in a jovial sense. We always love cracking puns at the fairer sex, and they are advised to take it in the lighter sense as we are only appreciating their God given inheritance albeit, in a humorous way, as someone said, maybe especially for those with a Y chromosome. And BTW, all incidents we quote here are our personal experiences. So don’t care if you don’t fit and laugh along.</div><div class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: justify;"><br />
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<div class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: justify;"><span lang="EN-US">I don’t remember God’s exact face, and neither do I remember what instructions he gave me when he decided to send me to this Hostel-<i>Earth</i>. As a result, I could not start working on any target for at least 15 years. Then I started to see, things. I saw heroes, I saw villains, I saw ‘somebody s’ and I saw ‘nobody s’. Once my teacher conjured up a storm within me by asking, “<i>Son, what do you want to be in life?</i>” Out of ignorance, I had said I wanted to be ‘<b>Famous</b>’.<o:p></o:p></span></div><div class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: justify;"><span lang="EN-US">The idea struck and is still stuck in my head. I want to be known big time. A celebrity, a hero, a savior, a powerful entity. I want to be known – nationally, internationally. I want that when I pass from a place, people revere me. I want to be immortal. I don’t know how I ended up doing engineering, but science has cleared my mind.<o:p></o:p></span></div><div class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: justify;"><i><span lang="EN-US">Money is good, money is near God</span></i><span lang="EN-US">. To get what I want, I need money. Then I thought, how? I could dig every inch of my ancestral land and find buried treasure beneath, or maybe find coal or even diamonds. Or maybe I should go by science; dig deep, and bury chunks of coal every day. Someday, they will transform into diamonds. Then I thought of being an industrialist. I have decided to start off with telecom industry, <b><i>’Sly Fox Telecom’</i></b>, though opening a school or university would be more profitable. But I need at least 5000 crore rupees, even to make a start. Where will I get it from? Mind thinks of easy ways first. Get a local ‘<i>tamanchha</i>’, kill a mafia don and replace him. Now I am the owner of a vast empire. But what’s the fun of living on a gunpoint. So here’s my plan B.<o:p></o:p></span></div><div class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: justify;"><b><span lang="EN-US">IAS - Indian Administrative Services</span></b><span lang="EN-US">. I will just start my conquest from here. I shall become an IAS officer. With it shall come power. I will earn all sorts of money. Good money, bad money, white money, black money, over the table money, under the table money etc. My influence shall grow. People shall look up to me. I would be respected for being so friendly and helpful (with a little help from the other side though). I would get a red light car and what not. <o:p></o:p></span></div><div class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: justify;"><span lang="EN-US">Then, at the peak of my career, I shall denounce my job and embrace politics. Time to help build the nation! With a lot of politicians under my hood and a vast ocean of commoners backing me, I shall set my own center stage. I shall become a central cabinet minister. I won’t fight over port folios, and shall set an example of humility and selflessness (Though I would prefer Railway Ministry). I shall introduce maglev into India. Metro’s shall run in place of the gauged trains. The national railways network will witness a new wave, of speed energy and profit. Ministry and Me will fill our coffers with silver and green paper. Nation would be happy and so shall I be. <o:p></o:p></span></div><div class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: justify;"><span lang="EN-US">Now that I have enough resources, it would be an appropriate time to live the dream I had for myself. I shall setup my company, a nationwide telecom service provider. With it shall come what has been coming since I started as IAS officer, money manifold! I won’t spend crores on embellishing my house and transforming into a beehive which grabs every bear’s attention. Rather, I would invest! I would set up new industries. Poke my nose and eventually engulf every sector of industry. I would also enter entertainment industry, even adult industry, and be the star I wanted to be at some point of my life. Out of black money shall rise a White Taj of my dreams.<o:p></o:p></span></div><div class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: justify;"><span lang="EN-US">I will open schools to put an end to illiteracy. Free education for the poor, free Mc Donalds’ mid day meals. I will open NGOs that would be non-governmental in real sense. I will build institutes to breed more Ranchos. Quality and not quantity shall be my aim. I shall promote science and culture equally. Equality shall prevail from the very roots and discrimination shall be on basis of merit solely.<o:p></o:p></span></div><div class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: justify;"><span lang="EN-US">But this would be a more localized affair, and I wish to make it large. So it would be apt to make a grand reentry into politics. This time, we are bigger and much better. So, I would be the most sought after <i>prime ministerial candidate</i> (and if not, then the others shall have to meet their makers, save one). As Swami ji said, I shall not stop until the goal is achieved. And then suddenly, I shall decline the post offer (The last survivor shall obviously be my pawn!). I shall be <b>the 21<sup>st</sup> century Idol</b>, in whom everyone shall find something for himself. It would be time to turn <i>India into a perfect Utopia</i>. I shall diversify, but still unify India. Think of another Europe in India, every region has its own specialty, culture and heritage, and is not allowed to imitate other regions. In short - Social Emancipation.<o:p></o:p></span></div><div class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: justify;"><span lang="EN-US">That done, let’s get religious. I would have seen the world and would have realized that it has only hatred to offer. I will use my long earned repute to propagate the doctrine: Modern life sucks and let’s get back to what we were before, but through scientific reasoning and research. Bhoga and Yoga go hand in hand.<o:p></o:p></span></div><div class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: justify;"><span lang="EN-US"> When I shall near my older age physically (I’d be 18 till I die), I’ll venture out to conquer one last hurdle. Nature’s highest position shall be mine. The Everest. If I make it through, I’ll jump from the top, otherwise……I am a legend anyhow!<o:p></o:p></span></div><div class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: justify;"><br />
</div>Blasphemous Aesthetehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16417596461540852006noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5327188112961786164.post-44963191779252915892010-01-31T14:20:00.002+05:302010-02-09T21:02:06.618+05:30Yo Chandigarh !<div style="text-align: justify;"><meta content="text/html; charset=utf-8" equiv="Content-Type"><meta content="Word.Document" name="ProgId"><meta content="Microsoft Word 12" name="Generator"><meta content="Microsoft Word 12" name="Originator"><link href="file:///C:%5CUsers%5CCraft%5CAppData%5CLocal%5CTemp%5Cmsohtmlclip1%5C01%5Cclip_filelist.xml" rel="File-List"><link href="file:///C:%5CUsers%5CCraft%5CAppData%5CLocal%5CTemp%5Cmsohtmlclip1%5C01%5Cclip_themedata.thmx" rel="themeData"><link href="file:///C:%5CUsers%5CCraft%5CAppData%5CLocal%5CTemp%5Cmsohtmlclip1%5C01%5Cclip_colorschememapping.xml" rel="colorSchemeMapping"> <m:smallfrac val="off"> <m:dispdef> <m:lmargin val="0"> <m:rmargin val="0"> <m:defjc val="centerGroup"> <m:wrapindent val="1440"> <m:intlim val="subSup"> <m:narylim val="undOvr"> </m:narylim></m:intlim> </m:wrapindent><style><br /><!-- /* Font Definitions */ @font-face {font-family:Mangal; panose-1:2 4 5 3 5 2 3 3 2 2; mso-font-charset:0; mso-generic-font-family:roman; mso-font-pitch:variable; mso-font-signature:32771 0 0 0 1 0;} @font-face {font-family:"Cambria Math"; panose-1:0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0; mso-font-charset:1; mso-generic-font-family:roman; mso-font-format:other; mso-font-pitch:variable; mso-font-signature:0 0 0 0 0 0;} @font-face {font-family:Calibri; panose-1:2 15 5 2 2 2 4 3 2 4; mso-font-charset:0; mso-generic-font-family:swiss; mso-font-pitch:variable; mso-font-signature:-520092929 1073786111 9 0 415 0;} /* Style Definitions */ p.MsoNormal, li.MsoNormal, div.MsoNormal {mso-style-unhide:no; mso-style-qformat:yes; mso-style-parent:""; margin-top:0cm; margin-right:0cm; margin-bottom:10.0pt; margin-left:0cm; line-height:115%; mso-pagination:widow-orphan; font-size:11.0pt; font-family:"Calibri","sans-serif"; mso-ascii-font-family:Calibri; mso-ascii-theme-font:minor-latin; mso-fareast-font-family:Calibri; mso-fareast-theme-font:minor-latin; mso-hansi-font-family:Calibri; mso-hansi-theme-font:minor-latin; mso-bidi-font-family:Mangal; mso-bidi-theme-font:minor-bidi; mso-fareast-language:EN-US; mso-bidi-language:AR-SA;} p {mso-style-noshow:yes; mso-style-priority:99; mso-margin-top-alt:auto; margin-right:0cm; mso-margin-bottom-alt:auto; margin-left:0cm; mso-pagination:widow-orphan; font-size:12.0pt; font-family:"Times New Roman","serif"; mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman";} .MsoChpDefault {mso-style-type:export-only; mso-default-props:yes; mso-bidi-font-size:11.0pt; mso-ascii-font-family:Calibri; mso-ascii-theme-font:minor-latin; mso-fareast-font-family:Calibri; mso-fareast-theme-font:minor-latin; mso-hansi-font-family:Calibri; mso-hansi-theme-font:minor-latin; mso-bidi-font-family:Mangal; mso-bidi-theme-font:minor-bidi; mso-fareast-language:EN-US; mso-bidi-language:AR-SA;} .MsoPapDefault {mso-style-type:export-only; margin-bottom:10.0pt; line-height:115%;} @page Section1 {size:595.3pt 841.9pt; margin:72.0pt 72.0pt 72.0pt 72.0pt; mso-header-margin:35.4pt; mso-footer-margin:35.4pt; mso-paper-source:0;} div.Section1 {page:Section1;} --><br /></style> DISCLAIMER: Humourous interpretation by a blogger</m:defjc></m:rmargin></m:lmargin></m:dispdef></m:smallfrac>
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<br /><m:smallfrac val="off"><m:dispdef><m:lmargin val="0"><m:rmargin val="0"><m:defjc val="centerGroup">Oh Baba Raamdev ji, I made you proud. My eyes were executing Simple harmonic motion like a pendulum. (Now I see well!) The art of sightifying without getting caught is awesome. Of course, things are so much simpler if you don a ray ban or dark shades, but then seeing them in the real thing rather than from behind a veil of black and white is a pleasure reserved for oneself. Many a time, we weren't even listening to what the other was saying. [location] 3 o clock you find a hot girl wearing a tee saying " I may not be perfect, but parts of me are pretty awesome" , whilst a girl at 6 o clock wears a tee proclaiming " I have a pretty face, see that too" . These tees are more than common here in this northern city. A place where you can find girls and women in all types of shapes and sizes. Round, shapy, kingfisher types (alas, they are taken! Cannot really pull off a Barney when you have a 6 pack monster protecting her). I cannot believe I am saying this, but even young moms are hot! sexy and chique. They wear attitude as if they have long forgotten the troubles of motherhood. All sorts of Godly creations in all types of tight fitting, figure hugging attire inviting constant praise in the form of male eyes (not always prying).</m:defjc></m:rmargin></m:lmargin></m:dispdef></m:smallfrac>
<br /><m:smallfrac val="off"><m:dispdef><m:lmargin val="0"><m:rmargin val="0"><m:defjc val="centerGroup">The suave chicks do know they are inviting attention, so we boys are more than happy to oblige. I said to myself," one of these days, I am going to pull a Barney". You must imagine the plight of us engineering students. The places where we come from, there are just males and non males. (I know that is copied from before). It was a welcome change from the otherwise monotonous faces that we get to see in our college. The best part about this city is that the girls are not afraid to wear their attitude on their sleeves, and they proudly show it off. And still manage to stay on the safe side of society. It is like they do not breach their level so as to be branded bitches. And that is a welcome change. They are conscious of what they wear, and they flaunt their 'assets' very intelligently as well. Wonder if they have the sensibility to match their figurines. Will surely let the blogosphere know more in a later post.</m:defjc></m:rmargin></m:lmargin></m:dispdef></m:smallfrac>
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<br /></div>Prashanth Rajanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10394685999454688328noreply@blogger.com6tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5327188112961786164.post-63683305378398783322010-01-24T00:07:00.001+05:302010-01-24T00:09:11.839+05:30Love, Kiss and Sex in an engineer’s perspective..<div style="text-align: justify;">“Engineers like to solve problems. If there are no problems at our disposal, we create our own!”<br /><br /></div><div style="text-align: justify;">I as an engineer, shall prove this theorem either by using facts or assumptions. I shall stick to facts if they already exist, assumptions whenever I want to confuse you. I shall be creating problems in case the statements seems to miss one.<br /></div><div style="text-align: justify;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: justify;">Discovery, National Geographic and History Channel produce more than a documentary per day.They redefine, rediscover and rewrite the simple facts in a more twisted form. In short they present old wine in new bottle, and at times they sell water in champagne bottles.<br /><br /></div><div style="text-align: justify;"><span style="font-weight: bold;">DOCUMENTARY ONE: - “The Art of Kissing”<br /><br />PROOF:<br /></span><a href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_XkoCz7c9eWk/Sxqbqm0dfMI/AAAAAAAAAHk/xQMfq-7Ktbk/s1600-h/023010zd5.jpg" onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}"><img alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5411809058516466882" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_XkoCz7c9eWk/Sxqbqm0dfMI/AAAAAAAAAHk/xQMfq-7Ktbk/s200/023010zd5.jpg" style="margin: 0pt 0pt 10px 10px; float: right; height: 200px; width: 160px;" border="0" /></a><br /></div><div style="text-align: justify;">Speaking as a veteran, kissing is special for the first timers; it gets repetitive after that(it is exchange of saliva after that!). Telecasting it on discovery makes us believe there is something technical about it. Well in case there is something technical related with kissing then why don’t we have it as a subject in our college? I bet its practical lab shall be truly intriguing. (I pray to P C Chidambaram to ban 377 before the session starts)<br /><br /></div><div style="text-align: justify;">Owing to the present education scenario(in case the Indian Education Board approves 'Kissing Science'), our lecturers shall make it a point to make it more monotonous than the contemporaries of the western world. Situations shall be erotic but questions shall be mathematical.<br /></div><div style="text-align: justify;">For instance, “Suppose you are kissing your partner at an angle of 45 degrees inclined to his/her body, with your lips making an angle of 60 degrees to the other pair. The question asked would be;<br /></div><div style="text-align: justify;">Q. Calculate the force exerted when a 60 gram pair of lips approaching with the passion of light makes a contact for infinite amount of time?<br /></div><div style="text-align: justify;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: justify;"><span style="font-weight: bold;">DOCUMENTARY TWO: -”99 Ways to lose your virginity”</span><br /></div><div style="text-align: justify;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: justify;"><a href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_XkoCz7c9eWk/Sxqbzs7ZBZI/AAAAAAAAAHs/zXrcB8lx8MA/s1600-h/30trofb.jpg" onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}"><img alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5411809214774969746" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_XkoCz7c9eWk/Sxqbzs7ZBZI/AAAAAAAAAHs/zXrcB8lx8MA/s200/30trofb.jpg" style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; cursor: pointer; float: left; height: 200px; width: 150px;" border="0" /></a><br /></div><div style="text-align: justify;">Well, my pubes are of the opinion that there is just one way to do this and so do the genitals of the authors of the books concerned. History proves there is only one way to lose virginity; there can be 99 different locations, 99 different scenarios, 99 different positions, but the basic principle remains same.Curiosity ignites the fuel and the right hand takes over. Even an illiterate is a Ph. D in this field. A negative response to “do you know how to lose your virginity?” is just as if expecting a YES from an engineer for the question, “Are there beautiful girls in your institute?” (Expect this: "Beautiful doesn't go along with Girls in our case"). Engineering colleges and especially famed ones have males, non-males and e-mails. Females are a missing gender!<br /></div><div style="text-align: justify;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: justify;"><span style="font-weight: bold;">DOCUMENTARY THREE: -”HISTORY PROGRAMMES”</span><br /></div><div style="text-align: justify;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: justify;"><a href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_XkoCz7c9eWk/Sxqb7g6Je3I/AAAAAAAAAH0/DxYFdL4ybC8/s1600-h/history-id.jpg" onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}"><img alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5411809348987485042" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_XkoCz7c9eWk/Sxqb7g6Je3I/AAAAAAAAAH0/DxYFdL4ybC8/s200/history-id.jpg" style="margin: 0pt 0pt 10px 10px; cursor: pointer; float: right; height: 150px; width: 200px;" border="0" /></a><br /></div><div style="text-align: justify;">Parents often tell their children to watch Discovery, National Geographic, and History Channel. My parents used to scare the hell out of me. I shall never ask my children to view these channels. My parental lock preferences for my children shall be 1) discovery 2) history 3) national geography *4) fashion TV (*is optional)<br /></div><div style="text-align: justify;">Parents make their children watch history channel hoping that, they shall learn about ancient culture, religion and practices. Yes, they do learn about the lives of the ancient kings. But there's a catch!! What comes along is the art of loving 20 queens and developing management skills. Skills to manage time and lust and how to share their this acquired dexterity with their 20 wives and countless concubines ; not to forget the skills to feed their libido adequately!<br /></div>Davesh Shingarihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15882957058264027212noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5327188112961786164.post-23741869657493468492010-01-23T22:36:00.016+05:302010-01-24T02:11:35.333+05:30The Uber male<div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: justify;">Once upon a time, a really long time ago, when the male species started having feelings for their female counterparts, albeit a mixture of several feelings physical and emotional, somewhere, something broke. The definitions mutated. Looking back, the first time the words 'girlfriend' 'boyfriend' originated, the first time couples went through the stages of social stigma and all. Taking a fast forward from the rewind, we have come a long way and the definition of boyfriend has come to an altogether new level.<br /></div><div><br /><div style="text-align: justify;">The <span style="font-style: italic;">metrosexual</span> man has to care for all the needs of the modern female, be mature and soft at the same time, but as the law of nature everything evolves. The metros thought it was cool enough to flaunt big buff muscles in branded tees and jeans. The guy who lived up to the typical romantic stuff in the movies. Say goodbye to all that . And say hello to the <span style="font-style: italic;">ubersexual </span>male. The guy you wished never existed. <span style="font-style: italic;">The Boyfriend 2.0 </span>. He knows how to flirt within the limits, as well as to where to draw the line so that any external stimulus will not get a overtly response in the form of a rotatory swishing so that the pivotal joint does not go for a rollercoaster. He knows how to be chique and suave while refusing to live in the stereotyped cliched typos of society. He will juggle his personal and professional life with ease, and will get what he wants. In short, he is the happening dude.<br /></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><br /></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><br /></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhATn75i2W4hCKUl2V8AqMSBGCuf_iqEcmiuGXyIBtyA9a5AtOQdQIMb4_gJNOsVr2QIR68-FdRul_8Dhm8vdEJq_ia8Rp6YYDx_vFDn9SZMaDvq0x2LzsVC-SF9-PjPFN_7vA5BOti6CIm/s1600-h/Untitled-1.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhATn75i2W4hCKUl2V8AqMSBGCuf_iqEcmiuGXyIBtyA9a5AtOQdQIMb4_gJNOsVr2QIR68-FdRul_8Dhm8vdEJq_ia8Rp6YYDx_vFDn9SZMaDvq0x2LzsVC-SF9-PjPFN_7vA5BOti6CIm/s400/Untitled-1.jpg" width="310" border="0" height="400" /></a><br /></div><br /><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><br /></div><br /></div><br /><div><div style="text-align: justify;">Above [ An example of an uber dude- The name is .... ah come on you know it ! ]<br /></div><br /><div style="text-align: justify;">Looking at a brief overview, we can come to the necessitating conclusive evidence that some of us have observed the below points at some point in life. Curious? Have a look.<br /></div><br /><div style="text-align: justify;"><span style="font-style: italic; font-weight: bold;">Article 1.0</span><span style="font-weight: bold;"> -</span> The discerning male has his eyes everywhere, and can zero in on any fixed target in no time.<br /></div></div><div><div style="text-align: justify;">Here is an example - supposing a beautiful lass is seated opposite you on a train. There are two categories. She might be taken or not taken. Now the metro man would have gone for the kill. The uber man, wait for it, grabs an opportunity. The girl might be into a conversation, and the hunter interrupts gently and will introduce himself. Or the target might be reading a novel/book, the uber will politely donate his comments and will introduce himself.<br /></div><br /><span style="font-style: italic; font-weight: bold;">Article 2.0</span><span style="font-weight: bold;"> -</span> Once a uber male has got a girl, he will make her know his 'worth'!<br /></div><div style="text-align: justify;">Guys usually get girls to get jealous by making other girls talk to him, and if the jealousy part doesnt work, he has other tricks up his sleeves.<br /></div><div><span style="font-style: italic;"><br /></span><div style="text-align: justify;"><span style="font-style: italic;"><span style="font-weight: bold;">Article 3.0</span></span><span style="font-weight: bold;"> -</span> Metro men spend, uber men think!<br /></div></div><div><div style="text-align: justify;">Men will get girls to spend for them. And ways they have a plenty. The only trouble is how much they get, and in what form. Like sometimes your mobile may receive a surprise recharge.<br /></div><br /><div style="text-align: justify;"><span style="font-style: italic; font-weight: bold;">Article 4.0</span><span style="font-weight: bold;"> -</span> Herculean looks are no real necessity!<br /></div></div><div><div style="text-align: justify;">Six pack abs are no real necessity, washboard abs will do for the male. Now lets not get over our heads here. Of course protrusions around the waist are a no-no !<br /></div><br /><div style="text-align: justify;"><span style="font-style: italic; font-weight: bold;">Article 5.0</span><span style="font-weight: bold;"> -</span> Maturity and kiddishness go hand in hand!<br /></div></div><div><div style="text-align: justify;">Guys can get girls to play their to definition of maturity, as well as not be confined to the likelihood of kiddishness.<br /></div><br /><span style="font-style: italic; font-weight: bold;">Article 6.0</span><span style="font-weight: bold;"> -</span> Brains to looks , einstein to ronaldo!<br /></div><div><div style="text-align: justify;">While metro men crave for a ronaldo like body, uber dudes think the other way around. Now , how many of you know Einstein? Ya ya the guy who gave us E = m*c*c among other scientific achievements. But do you also know that he was quite a ladies's man ? See his personal life. Even though he had a failed marriage, the great physicist was quite a charmer when it came to the opposite sex.<br /></div><br /><div style="text-align: justify;">Many articles follow and the principles of getting a girlfriend and getting laid are mastered by the uber dude. And as the uber men are getting a plenty in number, the author thought there must be a balance between the metro men and the uber men, so is not willing to reveal any more articles or secrets regarding this concern. If all men go uber, where do we go ?!<br /></div><br />The ubersexual male will try hard to keep his girl off romantic movies. He is also spearheading a campaign - <span style="font-style: italic;">love movies hatao, baaki sab dekho !</span><br /><br />P.S 1- anyone thought of creating a FB page of this sort ?<br /><br />P.S 2- all the above was a humorous interpretation, that obviously goes without saying !<br /><br /></div>Prashanth Rajanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10394685999454688328noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5327188112961786164.post-9470234664097817022009-12-26T21:00:00.006+05:302009-12-30T16:42:15.653+05:30Sloshed and bitchy!..<a href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_1tOKTekR6r0/SzYswxF_dxI/AAAAAAAAAIU/HnzhP9E5S38/s1600-h/vodka-gimlet.jpg" onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}"><img alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5419568417910781714" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_1tOKTekR6r0/SzYswxF_dxI/AAAAAAAAAIU/HnzhP9E5S38/s320/vodka-gimlet.jpg" style="margin: 0px auto 10px; cursor: pointer; display: block; height: 214px; text-align: center; width: 320px;" border="0" /></a>
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<br /></div><div class="MsoNoSpacing" style="text-align: justify;font-family:times new roman;"><span style="font-size:100%;"><span lang="EN-IN">And finally the huge contact list of gals with green red and yellow lights by their sides.
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<br /></div><div class="MsoNormal" style="font-family:times new roman;"><span style="font-size:100%;"><span lang="EN-IN">Angie: I am getting bored.. Wanna go out for a drink?..
<br />Me: I don’t drink mate!
<br />Angie: I am in a very bad mood..
<br />Angie: Wanna meet up?..
<br />Me: Crescent mall in 20 mins..
<br />Angie: Cya there.!</span></span>
<br /></div><div class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: justify;font-family:times new roman;"><span style="font-size:100%;"><span lang="EN-IN">A small gulp of vodka and she is the queen of the world!!! Ok.. These days, they are competing with us in every field; so maybeee two small pegs! Sometimes I imagine what a few gulps of whisky or rum would do to them. Oh I forgot, yes I am talking of <i>girls on pub floors!</i></span></span>
<br /></div><div class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: justify;font-family:times new roman;"><span style="font-size:100%;"><span lang="EN-IN">Well as a matter of fact, the newest and the most alluring inclusions to the world of boozers are girls and this gives me joygasms whenever I think of it. Plan a pub night out with friends and there would never be any dearth of females in your crowd. It’s in fashion to drink these days and if you don’t then all you get to hear is “you are out of ton mate!” and you are branded as an outcaste. But guess what, it is always better to be on the outcaste list because that eventually gives you the edge. You can always have material fun in full senses and in the end, wind up into the good books of many (the female with whom, you just have had a session, in particular). Get a girl who just broke up with her boyfriend to a bar and after a few pegs you may feel her anti gravity assets in your hands. Believe me broken up asses give off far more easily and they even lighten you pockets less. And after being “wasted” you can always sing those old friendship <span style="font-style: italic;">mantras</span> and she would be obliged to your services as her friend. Sloshed girls! Well they are no less than bitches. All they remind me of is that (S)aint song of Marlyn Manson.. “I got an F and C and i got a K too and the only thing that’s missing is a BITCH like U!” Even I ain’t a saint!</span></span>
<br /></div><div class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: justify;font-family:times new roman;"><span style="font-size:100%;"><span lang="EN-IN">With every drink <i>or maybe sip in many cases</i> these bitches add to their character few letters of the word “VULNERABLE” and once the spelling is complete, the so called pure Indian Women eventually shows her actual inside and insight!. It all starts with the mouth. <i>No I have not reached that tongue twister yet</i>. The bitch starts with the stories (cooked up shit) of the latest painful incidents of her life and how <i>bechari</i> she has been lately, which may include nonsense like those of her boyfriend no longer hooking up with her, or maybe he over timing her; parents also form a part of these pathetic seducers. Every syllable of these stories bridges the gap between you and the bitch and within no time you can smell her breathing right under your nose. And Guess what, she suddenly calls you “honey” by mistake! With her hands on her mouth as if she just named the most monstrous devil enslaved in hell, she would pretend to be the <i>savitri,</i> who would only pronounce of her husband and no one else. And all you can do is act like Vishvamitra, whose penance has just been broken and is now listening to her tragic lament and pretend to ease her pain by gently caressing her hair. <i>Holy Cow</i><i>! Her hair are so soft!</i> Few seconds later you don’t even need your salivary glands anymore as your mouth is rushed with a pool of her alcohol laden saliva. The rest of the story is obviously.......</span></span>
<br /></div><div class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: justify;font-family:times new roman;"><span style="font-size:100%;"><span lang="EN-IN">Wait a second!. Something even worse happened with me. She was sloshed alright and had done the talking thing and all but she also happened to be my best friend’s girl. Darn! What a situation. And guess what her beauty and those natural gifts had left me drooling and wanting. I felt like being deserted on an island with only one (rather two) coconut left to drink and I could not just touch it because.. because I am supposed to be Virtuous. So I cordially declared to the world that I actually have a girlfriend and that I loved her.. <i>bloody liar.. </i>To this, she seductively proposed, “Relax! She wouldn’t even know about it. Let’s be one tonight and and tomorrow, nothing happened”. I am out of appropriate postfixes for <i>Holy .......,</i> She was the girl. I wanted to taste her winy lips. But then I was also a good friend. After a long time had a female asked me for satisfaction, desperate as she was, and I?, like a Sadist, said "No". What happened next? I would keep rest of the episode unspoken of!</span></span>...
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